Loser Lullaby starring Mistress Clarissa – $20.00

Learn to accept yourself as the loser you are with a powerful brainwashing file designed to be listened to as you sleep.  This recording will not judge you for being a pathetic sexual failure but instead warmly encourages you come to terms with your identity and stop trying to change.  It's true that no woman wants you, and no woman ever will, but that doesn't mean you can't live for pleasure.  So masturbate more, listen to my files more often, stop going out and indulge in all of your perverted desires because you deserve it.  You are a loser and you will never change and it is time to embrace that lifestyle.  This recording is a relaxing experience which will help you sleep deeply and wake refreshed and feeling positive about another day edging and gooning your life away.  Written and produced by MsJ and voice by sadistic London Hypnodomme Mistress Clarissa.