Christmas Day Loser starring Mistress Clarissa – $10.00

The perfect file for all true losers who can't help sneaking off to the bathroom to masturbate when they should be enjoying Christmas time with friends and family.  This loop will remind you exactly what a pathetic gooning addict you are and should be used regularly throughout Christmas Day and the holiday period.  Homewrecking and impotence themes are briefly included.  Have the Christmas you deserve loser and sink deeper into addiction and shame.