Balls, we\'ve got them.

Dear Hank,\n I was moved away from duty but am back. I am desperately trying to get on-line on this Asian Island where my new office is located. I have some files bouncing in my head I want make. I am sure, once you hear, you will agree now they are what is intended. I always try making the gentle listener happy. I try making all the gentle listeners happy. From confronting a persistent plumbing trouble across the island here I also was struck with a file idea. This next, non-evasive file will please the many fans. I thank you once more.\nSincerely,\nHaxsaw

Thank you, Hank. Though never intended, homosexuals write, often.\n\nHaxsaw

I have been listening to this 3-4 times a day for a week now. I have even stopped putting sweetener in my ice tea etc. I am so hoping my balls will get bigger. Do I really have to wait a whole month? I really, really love this file and will faithfully keep listening to it. Thank you for writing it! I have become a fan of yours. I only wish some of your files could be targetted for the gay male audiences as well

Dear Friend,\n Should you have a small penis listening to this file once a day for a month will make it larger. Should you have a regular sized penis it will become larger than it was, also.\nSincerely,\nHaxsaw

what exactly does it do?