Alpha Frat Boy – $20.00

The thing is, if this file cost $10 or, even better, free, then this wouldn't have been such a big issue. But if you pay $20 dollars for something then you should at least expect good quality and this file simply isn't good.

I always interpreted 'pounding brews' as 'pounding bros' for some reason, so uh always thought this was a gay file. The quality is concerning though.

Honestly, the worst $20 dollars I've ever spent.
First of all, this file includes dumbing. I don't mind personally, since I only use this for jerking off, but it should have at least been in the description. Also, this is a gay file. I didn't realise because of the website's new layout, but I feel like it should have been in the description. This was kind of a big turn off for straight people like me.

What's worse, though, is how... shitty this file is. Despite the fact that the mic quality is horrible, EMG keeps breathing into the mic. Heavily. That alone is incredibly annoying, but together with his American accent it simply makes him sound... Fat. I don't know if he actually is, but it bothers me nonetheless.

So just a quick little headsup, please don't breath into the microphone all the time.

If you're a gay guy that loves dumbing and doesn't mind bad quality files (btw, I'm slightly autistic so it's possibly just me) this file's probably for you.

Wish this file wasn\'t pay. /there were more alpha files.