Inspired by the original Unwanted Bimbo file, this curse programs the urges and behaviours of an airheaded dudebro just beneath your own identity, causing them to slip out and influence your daily life. Find yourself driven to work out and pick up hotties, even as you struggle with long words and big numbers. All the while you'll still be you, allowing you to bask in the humiliation of your new emerging personality traits.

As always, remember to trance responsibly.