How do I tell if a file's past the lower limit for what gets one a premium membership? I did a script, and it looked long enough but I'm not sure...

Lots of fun ideas there, and I'm looking forward to whichever one you do next. I've got another possibility or two, though: 1) Skunks. Either using the smell as a basis, or doing a latex-transformy thing. 2) Dolphins. Human-to-dolphin to redress the damae caused by pollution is one possible framing,...

Hm... directions to take a trance: Suicune The ability to purify means being able to purify your own mind... of anything that isn't Being A Suicune. Meloetta Moving deepens the trance. Speech (singing) deepens the trance. Floatzel Pooltoy? They've got the inflatable-boat bit. Stantler Antlers for se...

Straying off Pokemon for a moment, here's a few other things to look at. 1) Renamon. That internet darling, and all that... in this case, one possible method is "file overwriting". The Rena could either be slutty, or be Totally Not Slutty Just Having Fun (in which case there could be complaints abou...

For Quilava/Typhlosion, you could work with "feeling the heat" as the quill-fire builds up - both a literal and metaphorical heat.

Very neat, thanks for taking up my suggestion! I'll try and see if I can think of other good Pokemon to work with... one, for example, might be Lucario. I'm not sure precisely how to get a Lucario in a fun context like that, but one possibility is that the Lucario has been carefully convinced that "...

Thinking of Pokemon for now... ...one of the 'mons I find neat is Zoroark. So what about a Zoroark whose job is to transform into humans to go undercover, and who has done that, and who is just now (that's the file) remembering his/her "trigger" to remember their real Zoroark persona. This being, of...

There we go. Huh, ironic how I asked this so soon before it went through...

This is almost certainly a pair of stupid questions, but: 1) Where's the guidelines on how to get a free premium membership by contributing? I could swear I've seen them in the past, but can't find the guidelines right now. 2) What kind of delay is normal between contributing a file and getting the ...