Yes we know. It happened in the fabled Family Guy quote war, which has since fallen into WWM legend.

No. I refuse to. Xbox stole Halo and I will never forgive it.

Me too, I'm still in Beatlemania

Less than 50% nuts? That's what they said about my girlfriend! [drum bit]

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Same, I REALLY hate rap. It's like that sence in Family Guy.

Police Dispatcher: Shots in warehouse, Three dead, one wounded.

Brian: Is it just me, or is rap music just getting lazier?

Little hint. The box lie in sys-recs and screenies

Yeah. Well, I better upgrade the lot. all I'
m proud of is the moniter

5200fx and the proseccer is at like 1900+

Just got Oblivion and it runs at about .2 fps. Well, time for another $7000 upgrade.

Here's a joke to disgust polite company.

Why do seals have flat dicks?

[Make clapping motion near crotch and seal noises]

So, what music you the WMMers like most? I don't know many styles so forgive me if you bleedingly obvious style isn't here. Please list in thread Also, I would like to knows any songs that are moving and sad 'cause I can only think of 4 - Mad world - Yesterday - Comfortably Numb - Cat's in the Cradl...

Hehehe, lucky I don't 'do' exercice

Beware. This will happen. At some point in time all of your existance will be compressed into one split second. You will not be prepared. You will not see it coming. You will not have time to think or to ponder. It will happen. Hard, fast, and with no remorse it will hit you. How bout I tell you a ...

No , your not the only one. Kojirowind wants to be a cat appaerntly

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Wait!, PONYTA is evolving!,
Its evolving into RAPIDASH!!,

A mule? I cold understand a horse or maybe camel but mules have no redeming features

Some call it 'Lazyness'. I prefer the less offensive term of 'Deterred activness'

Jack in, Jack off

Happy birthday to me!

Writers block? Your whining because of writers block? Try writing a story about anthropomorphic rabbits that are in a perpetual war with humans becase of oil. I haven't finished it yet.

I remember that hard exercise helps improve your chance of having a lucid dream. I can't find any mention it now. Can anyone elaborate.

Oh, I see it now. The "Cheap photoshop effects" are in the shape of a wolf's head

I see no wolf.

Oh, shit, what got delete?

I'm a bloody guy.

Why thank you.

42 in base 13 is.... a number.

That doesn't account for even HALF of the crazy shit that women do.

No, I wouldn't. I mean, if you know that you are going to an afterlife, whats the point of living?

What about you? Can you explain women?

Oh, that. Thats just testosterone. It accounts for all stupid behaviour up to and including murder and me writing 'Space bar' on my space bar.

Are you good looking? If you are then they say stupid shitcause they're attracted to you. If your a fattass, they say stupid shit as convey they are not a nice meal.

And your in America? How compilcated can the guys get up there?

You are a girl and you DON'T understand guys?

And you are a girl?

I don't. We're not ALL crossdresses and furries. Well, I'm not.

Of course. Post a picture when your done.

O?

As in....

Bender: Everybody do the bender!

NeKofLiP wrote:"We also have a ZERO tolerance for users who spam the Forums."

By posting that everywhere, you are not following your own rule.

Wait a second....[takes off googles and looks a Charon] .... Oh, yeah! Your a girl!

The Non-Sequitur thread lets you get away with it.

So I was driving along after an indoor-soccer game, and I thought 'hey, why not get some Maccas on the way home'. So I pull up, expecting to just drive through and get my meal, when I see this guy inside and an unattended car in the drive-through. I was slightly nervous, I thought he was going to ro...

Damn, I'm out of quotes! You win....

Brian: Hey peter, it 12:00 and you still have your pants on...Whats the occasion?

Peter: You know what would help you potty-train? Beer!

Stewie: Yeah? Why don't we light up a doobie and watch porn?

Peter: Uh...yeah?

Slut: Quagmire, honey, what do you do for a living?

Quagmire: Hehe, I got a question for you too! Why are you still here?

Stewie: Oh, we met on the internet. He lured me to his house with promises of candy, and..

Brian: Shut up!