I feel like an insufferable contrarian for this, but I have to point out that you (endo) found and responded positively to this (lets face it- inane) thread- within hours. (Possibly less than one hour, but I've just pulled an all-nighter and that may be affecting my memory.) So I still think this ki...

Tentacles actually fit very well. The bizarreness of the back story really let's you get Darwinian and consider alternate 'evolutionary paths', as well as differing- even conflicting or adversarial- objectives, methods, and operating procedures. Since this is an alien race spreading itself, it is co...

This... Well, first, let me explain. I got into this via meditation, self hypnosis vids on YouTube, and asmr. Sex has always seemed a bit of a joke to me- including sexual identity, orientation, the whole bit- to the extent that, when going through sex ed as a kid, I thought the teachers were playin...