And I dunno if this file already exists or not.

Basically, I swear and cuss far too often IRL, and so I'm searching for a file to help me either repress the cussing, punish myself for it when it happens, or stop it entirely. Is there a file like this?

So, as the title states, I gots an idea for a file wherein the listener would be convinced (programmed?) that they were merely an AI in a highly realistic techno-organic body. Hypnosis files? New programming directives. Food and water? Gotta recharge those batteries somehow! Arousal? Whoopsie, look...

Looking for a hypnotist (online only) who'd be willing to help me become a triggerable non-sexual pup.