I suspect there is copypasta here.

Not much I can say that hasn't already been said :P Simply I disagree with you Rogue, and even if there is a lot of feminisation and slavery, its all consensual. You also forgot to mention furry, ab, humiliation, bondage, etc. There are quite a few of us with more than a passing interest in those to...

Granted, you are standing on a medical scale at the 180lbs mark. The person being weighed faints from seeing a tiny person on the display.

I wish for cake.

This is a game we played for a couple hours (:o) on irc credit goes out to pkk, engel, k-d, lizzie (for starting it), and many others The evil squirrel, who had just ate a nut from karynn-delilah's pocket, which tasted strangely like mountain oysters from the ocean, hatches a plan to kill the firstb...

Granted, but no Jehovah's Witnesses ever come to your door, they just call constantly

I wish to see Corteo again!

Granted, say hello to your new couch :)

I wish to be amazing.

You are 18 months based on Mercury which puts you around 88 years old.

I wish for something to do that I would enjoy a lot. I would not enjoy Bubba or his friends.

(Twisting two wishes)

Granted, but you forgot yourself

Granted, but Bubba is the only one around who'll share, and not in the way you want

I wish for a more comfortable bed

You happen to wish for a night in jail with bubba, and that wish is twisted enough.

I wish that the 28 hour day would work for me

Granted, you re now married.

I wish I knew how to finish my program...

Granted but because it is so long, you go into a semi-conscious state that leaves your mind totally open to suggestion whenever it gets hard. The first time you try to suck it, you accidentally leave the TV on Teletubbies, and when you finally wake up, you think you are a fat purple creature with a ...

Granted, she forces you into it, makes you get a sex change operation, and makes you into a slave for her and her new lover.

I wish that the internet was more stable here

Ya you stay out, or ya you wake up?

Try looking up audacity, its free, and good quality

It all depends on how deep you go. Too deep, and you'll miss the file. Do you wake up when he says the awakener, or do you stay out?

Granted, you are now alone in the universe

I wish that I could remember the name of the standard suggestibility scale...

Granted, but you ended up listening to Cal's Curse after, and it worked

I wish for an HD tv

Granted, you hate them

I wish my hot chocolate wasn't too hot

Granted. but the resulting moans shift Earth's orbit away from the sun, starting an ice age

I wish I had a bowl of sun chips

Granted, but now every time you talk, people fall into a deep trance and don't wake up for hours.

I wish I know what files would have the best effect on me

Granted, you now clean sewers outside your house, and around the neighborhood.

I wish that who ever grants this wish has to type backwards forever

Granted, but you lose your voice

I wish my chewtoy was a cat toy

Granted, you have a really nice steak. It was from a mad cow

I wish I had a really nice, untainted, steak

Granted, all of your jeans break, no more zipper

I wish I didn't stay up so late

Granted, you give up before you even start

I wish the summer were over

Granted, you are now a rabbit.

I wish I lived in a bigger city

Granted, you made a wish, but now you're stuck

I wish that I win the caption contest

Granted, they can only destroy your section of it.

I wish I had less work to do

Granted, but you make one right below you, and right above, so you can fall forever. Too bad you dropped the gun and are stuck falling.

I wish that I had a companion cube

Granted, you are now a freak, with a long tongue. Soon after you join a rock band and make it big, then sadly die of a drug overdose

I wish... for my own cat

Granted, you have a yogurt in front of you, bu the spoons are on top of the fridge

I wish my dead pixels would come alive again

Granted, you can become an anthro whenever you want, and it is formed exactly how you want. Bad news is, you wanted to be a mouse at the exact moment a hungry cat was walking by.

I wish that I had more clothing that fit

Lutz' bubble induction deserves a place here, it is an awesome file

I also like:
- DEV For Men
- LRFemaleOrgasm

You could just record one file, and let the user cut out the part they don't need, with audacity, or similar

Granted, but gdawg28092 is below you

I wish that I was Irish

Super glue, getting you into all sorts of sticky situations

Granted, the paperwork comes through your front window attached to a rock

I wish that chocolate wasn't so addictive

Granted, but its from a mob loan shark

I wish that the streetlight outside my window would burn out

Works now, I guess its fixed :)

Granted, you steal a child's doll house in the park

I wish the stupid garbage truck would come later in the morning....

The Cow wasn't mad ;)

The Party comes and takes poetzero into custody after he tries to mount a rebellion. He is tortured in the Ministry of Truth until he breaks down and truely loves Big Brother. He is then shot.

granted, you are back in the 1920's, have fun ;)

I wish to be back to my normal height!

Puts all the people in this thread, especially Hurrr onto a game show where convicted criminals get to vote on how everyone dies. First up, CycoMelody! The votes are in, but first here are the options: 1. Thrown into a vat of acid 2. Forced to eat chocolate until her head explodes 3. Hanged with pia...

Granted, you are the only self-owned pony in the world

I wish I was shorter

granted, but they are in an unopenable steel box

I wish I didn't need to sleep

Granted but due to a freak time accident, you get your head eaten by a dinosaur.

I wish I could have a willing subject, a room in a basement and enough money/time to train her/him to be my slave

Granted, you are a girl, but you wish you were more manly

I wish that someone would call me up and tize me

granted, but you have 3 breasts

I wish I could fly

Granted, but they bulldozed your house to build it
I wish I had some potato chips

Granted, but the shit is about to hit it

I wish I had whiskers