Oh wow, can i say this thread is amazing, I've been a long time lurker on these forums and site. But reading this has made me want to comment. I am very seriously considering using this file but I find the idea of it's effectiveness very scary. I already only have a relatively small package natural...

I think it's the part about eating4 big macs 2 dbl cheese burgers and 5 apple pies from McD for one meal that is the money problem

I've also heard it doesn't create the most pleasing odor as well using colon material.

surprised that you can still fit in the same outfit.
ETA until it no longer fits?

It's the cartilage not the bones that shrink. It's common for an astronaut's suit to not fit correctly after time in orbit due to the cartilage having a chance to uncompress from the low gravity.

the curse is not physical, only mental.

believe you cannot have an errection or even close to a sex life with the curse active during the 9 months

Tried the preg file, made me feel really bloated for about an hour and that was it, but then again I've only listened to it twice