Try Neuro-Programmer 2 from Transparent Corp. They also have other programs that may be of interest (brainwave entrainment). Good luck.

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Once you get your audio recorded, there is a program from Transparent Corp. called Mind Stereo. It produces the most FANTASTIC visuals I have ever seen and you can add binaurals, affirmations (not sure if they need to be recorded), and ANY sound file. It even has built in internet radio (New Age, Me...