Granted. You are now a female boa constrictor. (they can become pregnant without sex)

I wish everyone a happy new year.

Granted. Your teeth are now made out of snow.

I wish it would never snow near me again.

Granted. While playing monopoly, instead of moving her piece to a space on the board, Tangy moves her piece onto a nearby atlas, specifically onto the city of raleigh NC.

The other players then kick her out of the game.

I wish AAA covered breakdowns in Antarctica.

Granted. You now have a machine that lets you increase the size of your muscles by allowing you to turn your brain cells into muscle cells, or decrease them by turning muscle cells into fat cells. Unfortunately you have no way of replenishing the brain cells or removing the excess fat cells. I wish ...

You may, but only during the next hour after you read this during even numbered minutes. You may not touch yourself or cum during odd minutes, or this permission is revoked. If you change the time on any clock or timepiece, or switch to using a different timepiece during this hour permission is revo...

Granted, But you fall madly in love with tangy too, and battle Outkast for the right to change her diapers. While you two are fighting tangy wanders off and falls down a manhole never to be seen again.

I wish earth had rings like saturn.

Granted. You are now the middle of a 3 person human centipede (Just like in the movie). Tangy is behind you, and Bubba is in front of you.

I wish the moon was made of cheese.

Granted. You, me and Bubba all visit the dark side of the moon and jump into the Love crater. Unfortunately, for you, I sneak off and take the lander back to earth while you are bouncing around in the low gravity, leaving you and Bubba stranded on the moon. I wish Bubba would stay stranded on the mo...

Granted without corruption...... until someone grants my wish.


I wish that uw_onsterfelijk and curiousguy would switch screennames.

Granted, but someone put one of those dog vet cones on his head to prevent him from eating himself. Also he visits and gets chocolate stains all over your house.

I wish 6 was a prime number.

Granted, but only in places that have legalized pot.

I wish the next person to post would forget to make a wish.

Granted. there is a 6 month old slice under your couch.

I wish people would smile more.

Granted, but the turkey is a little dry.

Also Bubba had sex with it before you ate it.

I wish Flanders would kill homer on the next episode of the Simpsons.

You consider taking bitcoins?

Granted. unfortunatly you end up with a severe latex allergy and break out in hives all over.

I wish Tangy would reply to this post with a grammatically correct response that actually makes sense.

Granted. Your penis is now the size of a mare's clitoris.

I wish all the rats within a 1 mile radius of me would teleport to the white house oval office.

Granted, but the borg assimilate tangy's distinctiveness into their own, so now you have a collective of trillions of tangy's instead of just one.

I wish all the borg in the universe could all fit in a single police box.

Hmmm is buddha someone specific, or it an idea of someone like "Simon says"?

Only one way to find out.

BUDDHA SAYS YOU CAN ONLY TYPE BACKWARDS WHEN POSTING ON THIS SITE FOR 1 HOUR AFTER READING THIS, AND YOU MUST REPLY TO THIS POST IMMEDIATELY WITH AN EMBARRASSING SECRET!

Granted. All wishes from now on must be made while playing the game twister. naked. with bubba.

I wish I didnt have to make a wish.

Granted, But a businessman get an idea and captures you, forcing you to work in customer service at a store's returns counter, using the horror from your undead body to keep people from making returns.

I wish i could return this solar powered flashlight.

Granted, all life in the universe has been reduced to single celled organisms that reproduce asexually.

I Wish bubba would inherit a shrimp company.

Granted, Unfortunately the WMM server crashed and had to be restored from a backup right after the creative reply was posted and before anyone could read it.

I wish EMG would make every single file on the voting page within the week.

Granted. You now have a catchy tune with outkast singing "you for your Donation" repeatedly stuck in your head for all of eternity.

I wish that tangy gets a nice room at the mental hospital when he goes insane from having that tune stuck in his head.

Granted. You are now the crotch of a mannequin.

I wish people would stop posting political stuff on social media sites and go back to funny cat pictures.

Granted. You are now a fat molecule stored in Bubbas butt.

I wish for enough money to buy an elephant.

Granted. You could have gotten a free sex change yesterday. The offer is now expired, as the doctor has been committed the the insane asylum (His prices really were insane).

I wish for the ability to alter other peoples thoughts.

Granted. You are now a gorilla in a research lab, and they make you shift around triangular, square, and round blocks into similarly shaped holes in the floor to test your intelligence.

I wish I had a secret lab.

Tangy: Granted. You can start with a books on tape course on elementary school grammar. Feel free to curse the exam you have next week. NOSTR0M0:Granted. Your wife is now a mad scientist, and she makes a clone of you, but it isn't a perfect copy and he is a very happy person that has a fetish for su...

Granted, But someone in one of the other universes immediately wished the portal would connect to dimensions where everything smells like poop instead.

I wish for a pogo stick.

Granted. You are now only 1 cm long, and are inside outlast's mouth, and extremely aroused. Outlast is currently in a trance, and you hear sleepyjosh talking from somewhere outside hypnotizing outlast. Ignoring the wierd situation you try to masturbate, Suddenly just before you orgasm you hear the o...

Granted. Steroids now have no effect whatsoever good or bad, but are still illegal, and you are caught with them. Enjoy your new cellmates bubba and twitch!

I wish my taco didn't have peppers on it.

Granted. You now have an old broken clock that lets you move the hands around however you want. Also the hands are radioactive.

I wish for a magical flying carpet.

Actually I wished that i wasn't wishing for the wish that I was making then Apparently it came true by eliminating my wish's existence entirely, thereby causing me to be punished for not making a wish. And granted. you bought tons of diaper stock during a diaper bubble, and are now out most of your ...

Granted. Unfortunately there are so many requirements and red tape that you have to go through to get the free operation that you will be in your 90's before you finally get it if you initially apply when you turn 18.

Granted. One of your slave files accidentally ends up playing on national TV during the Superbowl halftime show you have been put in charge of when you accidentally put in the wrong CD. The backlash results in the FCC fining you 233 million dollars, and you having to flee the country when an angry m...

granted, but half human half jellybean monsters created from his seed take over the planet and force all humans to work on beet farms to produce more sugar for them.

i wish i could finish this sente

Granted, But it is only a demo version that does nothing but let you shrink your penis, which you do to test it out, not realizing it wont let you undo the changes. If you want to regrow it the full version is $10,000,000, cash only. I wish the spice girls would suddenly turn into baboons while on s...

Granted. You were a muscular jock 20 years ago. Unfortunately since then you have become a 200 Kg couch potato and need a forklift to get up off the couch, and its been 7 years since you have seen your penis.

I wish for a forklift so I can help curiousguy92 get off the couch.

Congratulations. You receive the new apple Icouple, which is capable of orgasming huge loads of music into your ears. Too bad you still cant orgasm.

I wish pi was exactly 3.

You have to pay for the picture removal file from EMG. Its a hypnosis file that makes you think the pic is no longer there.

I think Tangy may be possessed. Tangy was posting in tongues under his brainbox thread. Then again Tangy may have just been hitting the regression files a little too hard and crawled over the keyboard.

Granted. Too bad it was while you were at the bonfire too with hundreds of people watching. They throw you in the fire too.

I wish airport security didn't have the TSA.

Inside tangy, the green spots grew tendrils reaching into tangy's body. One entered the language center of his brain, making tangy confuse words, and all knowledge of proper grammar was drained from his mind.

Granted, but since the mass has to come from somewhere, every time you make a woman's breasts grow, your penis will shrink by the same amount.

I wish everyone else in the world was naked.

Id rather listen to tangy's files that have have a root canal and leg amputation done without pain killers simultaneously.

spraying Tangy with alien germs as it flew past, infecting him with an incurable illness, causing him to break out in green spots,

Granted. you now have a wizard with 18 inch long nerves in his 4 inch cock. Unfortunately that means most of his nerves are just hanging out exposed to air, and he is constant pain. He turns you into a toad (without a penis) for making this horrible wish.

I wish for a space suit.

Granted. You are now a girl and have a chair with a dildo attached.

I wish this wish was invisible

Granted. While driving past your house in his SUV, Tangy runs over a porn star wearing a size EEE Pointed bra. This causes his right front tire to blow out, and crashes his SUV into your house. His SUV then catches fire burning down your house. I wish that tangy could only type backwards from now on.

hmm what would happen if someone set up a system to automatically email him the trigger every 12 hours?