Granted, However as soon as you stop holding the book or if you are ever holding more than 1 book at a time, you immediately forget any knowledge contained within that book, EVEN IF you had that knowledge before holding the book.

I wish avut was holding a dictionary.

Granted. This game becomes skynet, becomes self aware, and spreads to every server and computer on earth. Also it exterminates most humans and enslaves the rest.

I wish for a television that can get TV from the future.

Granted.

Your wife has dared you to do the laundry.

I wish that every person who doesn't accept others differences be visited by 3 spirits this Halloween and shown the error of their ways.

Half the files in file lists started showing on a white background. Since the text is white as well this makes them unreadable without highlighting.

Are files from the last 2 years that were or were soon going to be free going to be premium again when they are re-uploaded?

its a site bug. pages show on the index before threads actually reach those page numbers. longer threads seem to be more affected.

Or maybe the phych Prof is the one behind the whole thing, First hypnotizing the girl to make her boyfriend a eunuch slave, and when he is ready he is programmed to seek out his new master......

I would like to see comments that people make on a file that i created as messages, that would make it easier to respond to questions that people post in the file comments instead of having to check the comments of every single file uploaded.

You have permission to orgasm... Once Christmas morning rolls around. Now you WILL be good, and wait till Christmas morning for your present, otherwise you WILL be put on santa's naughty list, and I KNOW you do not want that right? So behave your self, and remember you DO NOT have Permission to orga...

I am feeling generous today, So when you get unlocked, you have my permission to cum.

Please note, This permission is revoked, and permission is fully denied for 48 hours if you touch your cock, or anything you are holding with your hands touches it after getting unlocked.

Tisk tisk, if you really wanted to cum, you would have begged better than that. I think a few more days would help encourage you, and I have not so nicely broken the tie...

granted. Everyone understands that you granted that wish. Unfortunately they arnt happy about it and they rise up and throw you into a volcano as punishment, after letting bubba have his way with you.

I wish there was an active volcano on the moon.

You have permission, however, this permission is immediately revoked and denied if your hands come within 4 inches of your penis.

Enjoy! :twisted:

Granted. You now never paid any taxes, allowing you enough money to get a pet snake. Unfortunatly you are now sitting in a jail cell with bubba for tax evasion. Bubba also has his way with tangy for not making a wish.

I wish all lawyers were banned from taking office in US politics.

Granted. Your "Girlfriend" turns out to be a criminal located in a nearby jail, and they have visiting hours. His name is bubba.

I wish the vampires in the twilight series would burst into flames when exposed to sunlight instead of sparkling.

as far as positive reviews I get a lot of them. I have matured since I came to Warp my mind so will not engage with you about positive reviews. Please, show us a few positive reviews that aren't sock puppets of yours that people have posted. Looking through your around a hundred files, I can only f...

so you admit to being underage yourself and posting positive reviews of your own files? (Which is pretty much the only positive reviews you have gotten)

Granted, you are now a Ken doll.

I wish a city would build a roller-coaster based mass transit system.

Granted, you are now deaf.

I wish I had a monkey that would clean my bathroom to perfection.

its a script only, there is no regular file to download, and you need a premium membership to download the script.

The file will not work on people who do not want the effects at least on some level. I tried listening to curse forced gay a few years back for the wrong reasons, not because I wanted or had any interest or curiosity of being gay, but because of my lack of success in dating at the time, out of frust...

Except 1 voter gets 5 votes, which would currently tie the vote. Personally I think in the event of a tie he should be allowed a ruined orgasm.

I think they should be allowed at any price, though people are probably not willing to pay as much for a TTS file, so they should consider that when setting the price, that being said there are a few authors on here who have done well with the TTS files on here after getting a good reputation with f...

In the case of a tie, do you get to have a ruined orgasm?

If you could only pick one aspect of yourself to enhance, what would it be?

A sub who cant follow directions and make posts in the section they belong in is unworthy in my eyes.

Ignore him. I secretly hypnotized him to make him think he secretly hypnotized everyone on this board.

As much as I enjoy seeing other people getting transformed, I do see the reasoning behind him not wanting to listen, and did not bet myself because I do not want to have a non reversible effect on myself. But then again he did make the bet knowing full when what he was getting into, so in my opinion...

You have permission to come again... Once you go 1 hour longer than your last difference between orgasms. It is only an extra hour so it shouldn't be much of a big deal, right? :twisted:

Hmm you don't seem desperate enough yet...

You have permission to orgasm during a 10 minute period that will start 24 hours from your next reply to this post.

Tangy wrote:The name i use to Navigate around Warp My Mind has come to Life. where do I go from here?

If you like that your name has come to life, San Fransisco. If you don't like it, Detroit.

Denied.

I am completely serious. The fact that you cannot read uw_onsterfelijk's posts yet no one else has a problem should be proof enough that you have regressed to a point that you need assistance with posting and reading other people's posts.

You have used so many regression files it has reverted you to baby talk even on the forums, so no one can understand what you are typing, even for the poll options. You may want to get a mommy or daddy to start typing your posts for you so that other people can read them. Also they can summarize the...

In previous years EMG usually did a heroic file a day event each February, though this year it seems to be strangely absent. Is EMG bogged down with RL stuff and website improvements preventing him from doing it? And is the event being canceled or just delayed? Also If EMG is unwilling or unable to ...

hmmm very interesting, apparently you can see "Daddysbaby"'s email address even though it is not currently set to be shared. Either you have hacked the site to attempt to access personal information about the users, or more likely, you are the one who created the account "Daddysbaby" and can see tha...

Tangy aka adby, aka Daddysbaby, you are not fooling anyone. You have a distinctive writing style and everyone can tell you are using sock puppets to post good "Reviews" of your files. If you want good reviews you should concentrate your efforts on trying to improve your files and figuring out what p...

Granted. You are now Tangy's baby sockpuppet.

I wish the last person actually granted my wish.

Granted, Now he dosn't play well with others by choice instead of just not knowing how.

I wish this post was invisible to Calimore until after he complains that I didn't make a wish.

All solved. mystery one: how to get to sesame street Google maps will give you directions. Turns out it's in Texas. mystery two: the whereabouts and location of waldo 44.512605 N 69.075522 W mystery three: the meaning of life Noun life (usually uncountable; plural lives) The state that follows birth...

Granted, but because of the pressure of earth's entire population existing in a shoebox is far more than the force holding the shoebox together, there is a large explosion resulting in what used to be earth's population being scattered over an area the size of texas, and there is a new crater where ...

Granted! You are now impotent tangy!

I wish Tangy's impotence was permanent.

PM EMG

Granted. You now live with 6 hydrolic presses used for manufacturing Automotive bodies (Each for a different vehicle manufacturer), and a Stretch Armstrong.

I wish curiousguy92 wasn't so curious.

Since you didn't make a wish, a random one is selected for you.

Granted! You now have a penis sticking out of your forehead and you have to hop around on one foot (as you only have one) making squeaking noises with every hop, which bubba finds irresistibly attractive.

I wish monkeys could talk.

Granted, but because you had the gull to grant your own wish, Bubba decides that every negative effect of future wishes will now affect you as well. Also he turns you into an 80 year old man who cant wear diapers, so you just poop your pants. Also in 2014 everyone dies, and the game is taken over by...

Granted. Unfortunately the lower half of you was reattached backwards.

I wish for this wish to not be granted.

Granted, but the first time you try to step through to an alternate universe, only half of you makes it through, while the other half says in our universe.

I wish bob dole could refer to himself in the first person.

Since you did not wish for anything you are fired our of a cannon into a building full of horny bubbas that violate you in every possible way.

I wish I could understand what tangy types.

How do you keep people reading this thread in suspense?

(Check back later for answer)