After that most recent discussion, I was expecting Bel Air.

I was disappointed.

Look at the first post. It's pretty obvious that this was either a coded message to /b/tards or destiny calling out. This thread is going exactly as was intended.

Don't. Paranoia is not fun. Happiness is fun. Happiness is mandatory. The Computer says so. Go along your happy way, Citizen!

Strictly speaking, the rules were originally just as follows:

1) Don't talk about 4chan.
2) eBaums did it.

For simplicity's sake.

I'm surprised there hasn't been at least an attempt at making this into a copypasta yet.