can anybody make me a file that will make me into a pet dog to anybody who locks a collar around me neck a file that keeps me as a pet dog (on all fours barking eating dog food obeying mistress's or master's commands unable to speak or understand english)I remain as a pet dog until the collar is rem...

I to wish to find a file that will transform me into a pet dog a file that when someone locks a collar around my neck I am there pet dog till they remove the collar can anybody assist me with this wish