I had the urge to work out earlier today. When I was done I looked in the mirror and noticed I had a 6 pack. I was so pumped I ended up doing a few more sets. I feel like I'm a real jock now. I'm not sure I follow. Like you only just looked at your stomach in the mirror to see your abs for the firs...

Here's an idea for part 14:

What about a file that convinces you that you've always been dumb? Twists it around so you think you didn't need the files to make you dumb because you were dumb all along.

Vive, are you going to make more? I'm loving watching this!

While the surfer dude mindset isn't what I'm looking for personally (probably has a a little bit to do with the lack of anywhere to surf within 1,000 miles), I like the idea of using ocean imagery to go along with it. Like rigsby said, it definitely compliments the transformation you're looking for....

Granted, but the only thing you can move with it is your bowels.

I wish anything I ate would become lean muscle mass.

Granted, but it's spoiled.

I wish I had a magic wand.

My routine is pretty ad hoc right now too. Now that classes are done for the summer (although I still have a project to finish in the next two weeks) I started hitting the gym again, and I've gone three days in a row. Taking a rest day today to let my muscles recover, but tomorrow I'm back in the gy...

I aim to be the serious bodybuilder type, not a jock per se. . .basically, my goal is to build muscles, get manlier, so on and so forth. Pretty much sums up what my goals are. 23 years old, about 175 lbs, pretty high % body fat. I want to get lean and muscular and reach a mindset where I can live a...

Definitely bodybuilding if it was on there, but since it's not, gymnastics.

Tangy wrote:I checked the e-mail address and they are not the same

Oh. Ok. That's obviously definitive evidence.

Granted, but now humans can only grunt and screech. Good thing we can still type, though.

I wish I had a different bodybuilder to toy with for each day of the week.

Ok, but Bubba shits on you for wasting everyone's time.

I wish I was a bodybuilder instead of a Sasquatch.

Granted, but now boomsmee can't.

I wish my chest hair was less patchy.

Granted, but you break down on Mars, which they still don't cover.

I wish my teeth were whiter.

Granted, you find a book called Minds and read it. It's kinda boring.

I wish I had the ability to make my muscles grow to any size I want.

Granted, but the only thing you can make move is your bowels.

I wish no one would ever be mean again.

Granted, but she's just a Wiccan witch and magic still isn't real.

I wish that whenever I farted, Tangy could taste it.

Granted, but scientists invent a teleportation device, which, for reasons unknown, only teleports people to Bubba's part of the moon. You get sent there by accident.

I wish for a fish in a dish.

Tangy wrote:You talking to your alternate personality?

Considering this is a forum, which involves community and multiple participants, I would assume not.

Granted, but then I remembered.

I wish that uw's skin was made out of chocolate and he couldn't resist eating himself.

Thanks EMG!

Granted. The Joker starts tampering with our hygiene products, and 4 million people laugh themselves to death. You're one of them.

I wish I had a protective temperature bubble around myself whenever I went outside, so I didn't have to wear a winter coat.

Maybe the chat box should be taken down then, and replaced with a message that it's been moved to bondage. Idk how many times I tried to get it to work.

Chat still won't respond for me, and when I try to go off-site to the irc.warpmymind.com link that it suggests, I get redireced to bondage.com. I'd rather not chat there, so is there anything that can be done to fix the chat server connection?

Granted, but they'll just bring him back next week.

I wish I had Arnold Schwarzenegger's physique from when he was at the peak of his bodybuilding career.

I can't speak to the effect of subliminal files from here, because I've never stuck with one long enough to see results, but in general, yes subliminal messaging works. I was in a coffee shop the other day, sitting around the corner and down a ways from where the speaker system was, and I couldn't a...

Why legs? I played rugby for years, so my legs are pretty good (for a noob). Should my friends and relatives be worried? LOL The only explanations I can come up with are (1) those particular guys were just bat-shit crazy anyway, or (2) big legs mean lots of squats, and what I've heard is that squat...

Granted, but EMG had to delete it because it created a paradox in the universe that almost killed the internet.

I wish I could physically transform myself into a bodybuilder jock just by thinking really hard about it, and change back whenever I choose to.

Lucy in the sky with diamonds.

Lucifer is a bombastic dreamboat.

Probably the ladle, although I'd want a supply of H.G.'s antidote to keep from spontaneously combusting.

When I click on the Chat tab on the menu, it takes me to the normal screen to log in, but when I try to log in, it says "Connection failed. (Cannot resolve host name.)" Is there something wrong with the chat server? Or is it n WMM's end? Is it going to be fixed, or is chat just gone? Or is it someth...

Granted, but the President finds out that you wished the rats there and throws you in prison. Bubba's your cellmate.

I wish I enjoyed anal sex more.

Granted, but the serum is unstable and the transformation kills you.

I wish that every time I shaved, my muscles would grow.

Granted, but you can't open it.

I wish I had a big dick to go with my big muscles.

Granted, but all those Borg in the Tardis hold the Dr. prisoner forever and the universe goes to shit.

I wish that drink I had earlier contained instant muscle growth serum.

Granted, but you made a wish anyway.

I wish Tangy would get assimilated by the Borg so this his identity would be erased and he would become nothing but a mindless drone of the Collective.

I think it's 100.

Did you use any files that you felt, over time, were especially effective? Or was it mostly working with the RL 'tist that did the trick?

Granted, but you get arrested for solicitation and put in solitary confinement for the rest of your life so no one can see you again.

I wish that genies were real.

Granted, but in the instant you make that wish, you think you want to try auto-erotic asphyxiation. It doesn't go so well for you.

I wish I could alter my appearance at will.

After reading your "reply"(loose definition mind you) Tangy, to curiousguy and myself... I'll stand by my very first sentence in my original post in this thread. That's all that I need to, or will say this point further. Be well, - uw_ Well, at least we tried. If Tangy is going to ask for help and ...

My condolences that your questions are so impotent. Also, I'm sorry that your childhood was so bad, but uw is right. There is absolutely no possibility of hypnosis physically transforming you into a child. I agree that your subconscious likely realizes the physical impossibility of what you want. I ...

Granted. They decide to air it in episodes that are half as long. You get twice as many episodes, but no new content.

I wish that no diseases could be transmitted through sex.

Granted. The room is immaculately clean, well-furnished, and extremely comfortable. However, Tangy has to share the room with Bubba, who sits his 400-lb ass on Tangy's face for 12 hours a day.

I wish physical fitness was everyone's top priority.

Granted, but now lawlcats run the government.

I wish I had a ray gun that would turn men into gay sluts.

Granted, but Bubba forces you to spend all of that money on his porn subscriptions.

I wish I had the perfect body to wear a speedo to the beach.

Granted. You're a motivational speaker.

I wish I had the power to teleport instantaneously.

Granted, but now you spend 24 hours a day at work, but you only make $0.25/hour.

I wish all men were bodybuilders.

I guess I'll be a generous genie and grant both of these wishes. :twisted: I wish a shock collar is permanently installed around psiboi1977's cock and balls and gets an electric shock each time outkast1728 replies to a post. Granted, but there's a permanent shock collar around your cock and balls th...