Outlandish File Idea
Posted: July 10th, 2006, 3:34 am
I will probably get shouted down and then pilloried for merely suggesting this.
To dispel the myths surrounding child lovers, I suggest the creation of a file that does one of three things-
-Makes you a child lover for a set time after listening
-Creates a trigger that turns you into a child lover when spoken
-Makes you a child love permanently (deprogrammable)
The effects? I'm working on those, and I'll just say that if this file is created (unlikely, unless it's by commission), those of you who think of all child lovers as a sexual predators will find out just how wrong you are
NOTE THAT I AM NOT A CHILD LOVER AND THAT THE FILE WILL NOT CAUSE YOU TO BREAK THE LAW
To dispel the myths surrounding child lovers, I suggest the creation of a file that does one of three things-
-Makes you a child lover for a set time after listening
-Creates a trigger that turns you into a child lover when spoken
-Makes you a child love permanently (deprogrammable)
The effects? I'm working on those, and I'll just say that if this file is created (unlikely, unless it's by commission), those of you who think of all child lovers as a sexual predators will find out just how wrong you are
NOTE THAT I AM NOT A CHILD LOVER AND THAT THE FILE WILL NOT CAUSE YOU TO BREAK THE LAW