by BobbyS » August 23rd, 2005, 5:34 pm
Well, there are varying degrees of seriousness and mine is a small problem - hiccups. I NEVER EVER EVER get hiccups except just when I'm starting to get tipsy and then they kick in and BOY do they kick in. I got them the last time I drank (about a week ago) and the hiccups were so violent my sides were in agony, and they went on for THREE DAMN HOURS! I thought I was going to die by the time I got home (I was driven home before you ask).
I've tried drinking from glasses instead of bottles and vice versa, with straws and without, and always - hiccups.
Now my problem is not getting rid of them (see below), but preventing them, and hypnosis seems like something that could do that. If you can program yourself to ejaculate on command, surely you can tell yourself to stop hiccuping.
*****************THE ULTIMATE HICCUP CURE!!!!!*****************
********************Never get hiccups again!!!********************
I swear by this. Forget standing on your head, getting a scare, drinking water from the wrong side of the glass, or other crazy cures, this is guaranteed by me to work.
Vinegar.
So far, I've only used white wine vinegar, so that's the only variety I know that works, but I'm told any kind of vinegar will do.
You will need;
a) a teaspoon
b) some vinegar
Steps;
a) pour vinegar onto the teaspoon
b) drink
That's it.
Don't smell the vinegar, don't think about what you're about to do, just drink it - you don't want to put yourself off now.
I don't know if it works because it tastes so awful or because it's such a shock, and if you can explain why, knock yourself out, I'm just glad - and so will anyone who suffers from chronic hiccups be - to have found it.