I LOVE stoats! They're absolutely adorable, and they're misunderstood completely by humans. They're much more sympathetic with their prey than cats or dogs - weasels just bite the back of the skull in and cause instant death.
It's not for the death or biting thing that I'd want the TF. I just want to know what it's like to be a stoat. I'd certainly be able to incorporate anything that I remember (or that I could infer afterwards from anything I've done) into a good story.
I have a good place where I can go and not destroy stuff in my house - aka, my room, or the computer room in the basement. I'd love to have a hypnosis that makes me act and THINK like a stoat, and see myself as such, for about an hour...
I'm willing to give good money. I just really want it to work!!!!