Good MP3 vs Bad MP3

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A Good Mp3 only uses sound effects if necessary to convey a specific illusion that is relevant and masterfully done.
A Bad Mp3 sounds like a fight scene between a cyberman and a dalek, who are shooting 1940's laser guns.

A Good MP3 is done in a soundproof room and with a decent microphone with propper noise cancelation.
A Bad MP3 sounds like you recorded yourself being incinerated by a huge thunderstorm while wearing aluminum.

A Good MP3 is done with the speaker away from the mic to prevent feedback or glitched noises.
A Bad MP3 sounds like a football stadium full of people who are all trying to get your attention at the same time.

A Good MP3 has a sexy voice actor who uses seductive vocal teasing where even the words are actually fellating you.
A Bad MP3 is voiced by a middle aged fat slob who sounds like he just woke up and is covered in cheeto dust.

A Good MP3 has proper spacing in time so the listener can process what they are hearing before the next line.
A Bad MP3 is like stepping into a college class halfway through the semester after being in a coma for 3 years.

A Good MP3 has few, if not at least, only 1 person talking at time to allow concentrated listening
A Bad Mp3 is like being at the center of a full football stadium with everyone shouting at you at the same time

A Good MP3 has mood music in the background to keep your horny and involved in the story telling.
A Bad MP3 sounds like walking into a convenience store in the north end of town where tube tv's still exist.

A Good MP3 has a written script that is rehearsed ahead of time to perfection before recording.
A Bad MP3 is ad-libbed with overtones of a intrusive roommate and interrupting phone calls from Grandma.

A Good MP3 sounds something like these various clips by Isabella Valentine
A Bad MP3 sounds like grounds for a lethal injection to avoid this absolute mess