looking for a back ground file

[ShadowMouse67z]

im hoping for maby a 5 to 10 minute loopable background file that i can add to my other files to help enhance the experence i already have good music for ones that need music, but this is diffrent. im looking for a back ground of belching and farting. and with a veriety of diffrent belches and farts. these are for my weaight gain/ pig hypnosis files and will help me feel like a slob while i listen. so if anyones out there who can do this id appreacte it. id even pay if ya want.