WarpMyMind

How about a series of files that make the listeners obsessed with getting to the gym, going into a light trance while working out and becoming arroused by the sights and smells at the gym-that part would be easy. It would be hot to know eachother by a tell, maybe we could all wear the same wristband or whatever.

I like the idea of a "tell." An army of hypno-conditioned gym slaves who recognize each other and greet each other with a formulated greeting that deepens each other's dedication to working out.

Then wait for the chaos when the wristband or whatever catches on and other guys start wearing them.