Something something orgasms something something.

[Jeshi]

So, He Who Shall Not Be Named (because I'm not allowed to) commanded me via Email Slave to make a thread on WMM in which I log each time I orgasm and why for the course of two days. I hope this isn't spammy but I doubt I'll be orgasming that much in two day's time.

I can't stop myself from posting this, it doesn't feel like I have a choice.

-Last night, via masturbation, fell asleep afterward.

[ocntrl]

I'd love to see many of your entries here :-)

[ftslave67]

So, is this the result of "email slave" alone? or did he send you another file?

Did it improve your orgasms? On the scale of 1 to 10 . . . ?

[Jeshi]

It was just an email slave suggestion. It didn't improve anything, if anything it just made me slightly more anxious because I realized I had to post the topic once I orgasmed.

The timing of the email also could have been better, not during Hurricane Irene hitting my house.

[qv]

Oh geez, yeah...
The idea of being a guy fapping in a hurricane is just absolutely ridiculous.
Ridiculously awesome.
:P

...Seriously though, heart goes out to ya'll o'er thar.

P.S. It's a shame the hypnotist didn't include any other suggestions about orgasm; I'd get bored reading this thread if every one of your logs read "-Last night, via masturbation, fell asleep afterward." Posting it would be about the only unusual thing about it.

[Jeshi]

It's worn off anyways. It was only supposed to last for two days and I don't normally orgasm every day.

[Jeshi]

So He Who Shall Not Be Named has given me a new suggestion. I am to take on the writing style of the next person to post in this thread, so the post that appears under this one. It will be how I write in any WMM thread until I am commanded to stop by He Who Shall Not Be Named. This covers spelling, grammar, word choice, tone of voice, everything.

[qv]

Okay, this is just too cool for me to pass up.
Sorry guys... it'd probably be funnier for someone with worse spelling and grammar.


...Ah well. 8)

[Jeshi]

Well... it's a good thing I'm already well acquainted with how you type.

Not very exciting... but it doesn't get in the way either. I hope He Who Shall Not Be Named isn't disappointed. :?