WarpMyMind

So, He Who Shall Not Be Named (because I'm not allowed to) commanded me via Email Slave to make a thread on WMM in which I log each time I orgasm and why for the course of two days. I hope this isn't spammy but I doubt I'll be orgasming that much in two day's time.

I can't stop myself from posting this, it doesn't feel like I have a choice.

-Last night, via masturbation, fell asleep afterward.

I'd love to see many of your entries here :-)

So, is this the result of "email slave" alone? or did he send you another file?

Did it improve your orgasms? On the scale of 1 to 10 . . . ?

It was just an email slave suggestion. It didn't improve anything, if anything it just made me slightly more anxious because I realized I had to post the topic once I orgasmed.

The timing of the email also could have been better, not during Hurricane Irene hitting my house.

Oh geez, yeah...
The idea of being a guy fapping in a hurricane is just absolutely ridiculous.
Ridiculously awesome.
:P

...Seriously though, heart goes out to ya'll o'er thar.

P.S. It's a shame the hypnotist didn't include any other suggestions about orgasm; I'd get bored reading this thread if every one of your logs read "-Last night, via masturbation, fell asleep afterward." Posting it would be about the only unusual thing about it.

It's worn off anyways. It was only supposed to last for two days and I don't normally orgasm every day.

So He Who Shall Not Be Named has given me a new suggestion. I am to take on the writing style of the next person to post in this thread, so the post that appears under this one. It will be how I write in any WMM thread until I am commanded to stop by He Who Shall Not Be Named. This covers spelling, grammar, word choice, tone of voice, everything.

Okay, this is just too cool for me to pass up.
Sorry guys... it'd probably be funnier for someone with worse spelling and grammar.


...Ah well. 8)

Well... it's a good thing I'm already well acquainted with how you type.

Not very exciting... but it doesn't get in the way either. I hope He Who Shall Not Be Named isn't disappointed. :?