cpt_iceknight wrote:Feeling stressed after a hard week's work, I collapse on my bed, still dressed in shirt and tie. My mind drifts back to simpler times and I mutter: "I wish I was a kid again."
Suddenly there's a man standing over me. A big, burly, distinguished older man with a scruffy face, a warm smile, a big round beer gut, and thick dark hair covering his arms, showing through his open collar. I feel him taking control, as a helpless smile spreads across my face.
"Your wish is my command," Dad says. He strokes my cheek with a meaty palm. Suddenly I feel tingly all over. My clothes feel loose, baggy. My shoes plot onto the floor. My arms and legs shrink into my sleeves and pant legs. My body is getting younger and younger. I'm a college kid, then a teenager, and soon I feel puberty completely reversing. I'm a young boy again, swimming in grown up clothes. My face burns with a mixture of humiliation and excitement.
Dad laughs a hearty laugh. He scoops me up into his arms, and my pants and boxers fall to the floor. I bury my head against Dad's warm, burly chest and he squeezes me into a big, comfy bear hug. And as Dad holds me close, I feel all grown up thoughts slip away.
Anyone interested in turning a grown man back into a little boy?
Why not :o
Tangy Babysitting Form
Baby's Legal Name_______________________________________________
Address___________________________City________________________________
State_____________Zip______________Phone______________________________
Physiological Gender_______Age_____Height_____(Inches or cm) Weight______(Lbs or kgs)
Email address___________________________________
Your sexual preference: Are you straight?___Gay?___Bisexual?___
Your Babysitter Sex/Role Preference
Mommy___Daddy___Big Sister___Big Brother___Female Babysitter___ Male Babysitter___Friend___
Your Baby Role
Your Baby Name______________________Your assumed gender________
Your assumed age role while you are being babysat
Infant(Newborn to nine months)____ Baby (nine to twelve months)____
Toddler (Twelve months to Two Years)___
Preschool (Two years to four years)____Kindergarten (Five to Six years)___
Pre-adolescent (Seven to eight years)____ Adolescent (Nine to Twelve years)____
Teenage (Thirteen to Eighteen years)___
Your behavior while you are being babysat
Are you a demanding baby?___A sissy baby?___A submissive baby?___ A whinny baby?___Outgoing?___Shy?___Fearful?___Clinging?___Helpless?___Introspective?____Do you suck your thumb?____ Do you need to cry?___ Do you need a pacifier?____ Do you need cuddling?___
Your baby personality
Are you Playful?____Silly?____Fun?___Helpful?___Fearful?____
Cuddly?____Loving?___Passive?___
Do you need to take naps?___If "yes" to naps, what time(s)__________________________
Other________________________________________________________________
Your Potty Needs
Do you need diapers?____Always?____Occasionally?____Frequently?___
Do you wet your diapers?___Mess them?___Both?___
Are you dry during the day?___Dry at night?___
Do you have frequent "potty accidents"?____
If "yes" to accidents, are they Wet?___Messy?___or Both?___
Do you wear training pants?___ If "yes". During day?___, During nigh?t____
Have occasional accidents in big boy undies or soil/wet them frequently?___
Other potty needs______________________________________
Your Feeding Needs
Do you need a baby bottle or tippy cup?______________
Do you drink Baby Formula?___Fruit Juices?___Fresh Goat's Milk?___Water?___Other?___
If you have selected Baby Formula, which brand is your favorite?________________________
If you have selected Fruit Juices, which are your favorites?________________________
If you have selected Other, which are your favorites?________________________
Alcoholic Drinks: Kaluha Chocolate Milk___Mama Jenn's Special Formula___
Do you eat baby food?____Do you eat First Foods?___Second Foods? ___OrJunior (Todder) Foods?____
If yes" to baby food please indicate your favorite brand. Heinz?___Gerber?____
Do you eat baby Dinners?___Vegetables?___Fruits?___Deserts?____
What are your favorite baby foods?______________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________
Do you eat big people food?___Do you need a baby bib at a restaurant?___
Do you have a favorite fast-food restaurant?___If "yes" what is the name of the restaurant?______________________________________________
Would you like to be brought to the restaurant by your babysitter?___Or would you rather accompany him or her in the backseat of the car to the take-out window and eat it later?___
Do you need to be spoon-fed?___Can you feed yourself?___
Do you have other feeding needs?__________________________________________
Your Clothing/Dressing Needs
Do you have any special clothing needs?______________________________________________
Do you have any special baby clothing that you would like to bring to the babysitting session?___
If "yes", then describe the clothing_____________________________________________________
Do you need to be dressed and undressed?___Can you dress yourself?___
Can you put on and tie your shoes?___
Do you have other deessing needs?__________________________________________
Playtime
Do you need a playpen?____Do you play with baby toys?___Toddler Toys?___
Do you have your own favorite toys to bring to the babysitting session?______
Do you like watching Cartoons?____What is the name of your favorite cartoon(s)?_________________________________________________________
Do you have other TV favorites?__________________________________
Public Outings as a Baby
Never___Sometimes___Frequently___Discreetly___Open___Any Thing Goes_______
Dressed as an infant/baby___Dressed as toddler___Dressed as a little boy or girl____
Other____________________________________________________________________
Discipline
None__Hand Slapping___Scolding___Spanking___Time outs/Corner Time___Early bedtime/naps___Enemas___Laxatives___Soap washings of dirty mouth___
Other__________________________________________________________________
Your Health needs
Are you a diabetic?___Are you insulin dependent?___Are you epileptic?__if "yes", do you have Grand Mal seizures?___Do you have a heart condition?___Do you need nitroglycerine on occasion?___Do you have any medication(s) that a babysitter should administer on an hourly or daily basis?___
If "yes" to the above question, please describe the medication(s) and how often it (or they) needs to be administered________________________________________________________________________
Do you wear dentures?___
Do you wear contacts?___
Do you wear either of the above or a special medical appliance that you need when you are roleplaying a baby?___
Do you have moderate to severe sleep apnea?___If "yes", do you have and use a Bipap machine every night?___
Do you need oxygen in addition to the Bipap machine?___
Is your oxygen supply and your Bipap machine) transportable so you can safely take naps?___
Are you wheelchair-bound and need special assistance in getting through a standard household doorway?___
In the Event of a Medical Emergency
In case of a medical emergency, the following information will be necessary:
The emergency contact's name___________________________________________________
What is the emergency contact's relationship to you? Is the person a spouse?___ Mommy?___Daddy?___Big Sister?___Big Brother?___Female Babysitter?___ Male Babysitter?___Friend?___
Does the person know that you are an AB/DL?___Is the emergency contact aware that you will be attending a babysitting session?___Should the babysitter assist you with concealing your babysitting session?___Should he or she redress you in your "Street Clothes" if it becomes necessary to call an ambulance?___
Address___________________________City_____________________________________
State_____________Zip______________Home Phone_____________________________
Business Phone____________________________Pager:____________________________
Email address_____________________________Fax number________________________
If you are severely disabled and/or may occasionally require the medical assistance of your physician of record, please indicate your physician's data below.
Address___________________________City_____________________________________
State_____________Zip______________Home Phone_____________________________
Business Phone____________________________Pager:____________________________
Email address_____________________________Fax number________________________
Arrival information
Arrival Date____________________
Estimated Time of Arrival (ETA)__________
Pick Baby up at:_______________________
Bus Information____________ ______Bus Station__________
Airport ___________ Flight NO________
Car travel: Baby's car____ rental car_____
Train Information_________________Train Station__________
Hotel Address__________________________
Hotel Phone____________________________