WarpMyMind

Hoping to find a hypnotist (who can operate in UK timezones, preferably around the midday time period) to work with me long-term to get to know me, build a rapport, and then either turn me into a drooling moron jock or a mindless, obedient rubber drone. Also interested in possibly erasing all sense of gender identity or conversion of political/religious beliefs if possible.
Building a rapport is a must to get hypnosis to work on me, at least I think so, and I'd prefer voice-based hypnosis since text makes me unable to read properly when I go under. Limits can be discussed in DMs.