Twisted Wishes

by **CycoMelody** » July 18th, 2008, 12:07 am

Another game I picked up in my travels. This one is REALLY simple. You grant the wish of the person above you but you twist it in a negative way. So if the person above you wishes for a cute nose, you could grant it by saying "but due to a botched plastic surgery, you now have Michael Jackson's nose." Really simple yet very fun. So here we go!

I wish I had a cherry coke.

by **Wildsprite** » July 18th, 2008, 12:20 am

granted but its flat

I wish I had a nice set of painted kitty claws

by **CycoMelody** » July 18th, 2008, 12:22 am

Granted, They are now embedded in your leg.

I wish I had boobs like my avatars.

by **KnightOnline** » July 18th, 2008, 12:37 am

Granted, but they are on your back

I wish I had a sexy voice

by **Wildsprite** » July 18th, 2008, 12:40 am

granted but you can only speak ancient Egyptian

I wish I had a sexy thin waist

by **arcticwolf567** » July 18th, 2008, 12:45 am

granted, the skeleton in the biology lab would love you.

i wish i had a car.

by **CycoMelody** » July 18th, 2008, 12:49 am

Granted, but now you have to pay for gas.

I wish I could sleep.

by **Wildsprite** » July 18th, 2008, 12:51 am

granted but you only get 3 seconds of it

I wish I was pregnant

by **arcticwolf567** » July 18th, 2008, 12:52 am

granted, with joined triplets
i wish i had my own restaurant

by **CycoMelody** » July 18th, 2008, 12:56 am

Granted, but due to lack of experience in proper food handling, there is an out break of ecol i poisoning. 60 people are dead and 150 are hospitalized.

I wish I had a date.

by **pyroid** » July 18th, 2008, 12:59 am

Granted but its with Steven Hawkin

I wish I was female

by **arcticwolf567** » July 18th, 2008, 1:00 am

granted, and you're pregnant

i wish i was a little more sexy

by **pyroid** » July 18th, 2008, 1:02 am

granted but with beauty comes the stupidity

by **CycoMelody** » July 18th, 2008, 1:03 am

granted, you are now 300lbs heavier and dead sexy to someone with a fat fetish!

I wish I had a feminine butt.

by **arcticwolf567** » July 18th, 2008, 1:07 am

granted, a butt like the creepy chick off the master of disguise.

i wish i could come up with gooder insults

by **CycoMelody** » July 18th, 2008, 1:12 am

Granted, A drill sergeant appears and begins insulting you to you start crying. Then he thwaps you up side the head with a dictionary.

I wish I had a monkey.

by **Wildsprite** » July 18th, 2008, 1:13 am

granted but the monkey likes to keep tying your hair in knots

I wish I had smaller feet

by **arcticwolf567** » July 18th, 2008, 1:13 am

granted, and you are missing an eye to to go with your peg legs

i wish i had a nickel, that i could name phillip

by **CycoMelody** » July 18th, 2008, 1:21 am

Granted but Phillip is flipped at you and puts out your eye.

I wish I had a lifetime supply of toilet paper.

by **arcticwolf567** » July 18th, 2008, 1:24 am

so it is said, so it shall be used. granted

i wish i had a cool eyepatch to cover the eye phillip took out

by **Wildsprite** » July 18th, 2008, 1:24 am

granted but the eyepatch is made of flypaper :P

I wish I had a much more feminine body

by **arcticwolf567** » July 18th, 2008, 1:31 am

granted, a female dogs body.

i wish i could fly

by **CycoMelody** » July 18th, 2008, 1:34 am

Granted. *gets the nitroglycerin from the Death thread and blows you sky high again* He can Fly!!!!

I with I had a WWII airplane.

by **arcticwolf567** » July 18th, 2008, 1:39 am

granted, and your seatbelt is stuck and you are heading straight for the ground, fast.

i wish i wasnt fixed so cruelly in the death thread

by **arcticwolf567** » July 18th, 2008, 1:58 am

granted, now they are even smaller.

i wish i had a peanut butter sandwich

by **Wildsprite** » July 18th, 2008, 1:59 am

granted but it has rat poison in it

I wish I had fuller lips

P.S. please don't grant your own wishes, let someone else do it, thats how the game is supposed to work

by **arcticwolf567** » July 18th, 2008, 2:01 am

granted, but they are full of water.

i wish for a kick me sign

by **Wildsprite** » July 18th, 2008, 2:04 am

granted but its on your front pointing at your balls

I wish could think of something to wish for :P

by **arcticwolf567** » July 18th, 2008, 2:08 am

granted. you will think of something to wish for within the next month.

i wish i had a way to listen to this hypnosis file without others hearing it

by **whatthe75** » July 18th, 2008, 3:36 am

Your wish is granted but in doing so the genie finds the only way he can grant your wish is to make the whole population of the world deaf.

I wish pamela anderson was my cleaning lady.

by **MN_FriendlyGuy** » July 18th, 2008, 5:47 am

[color=blue:f/\[url=(https?:\/\/[^\s\[]+):$uid\](.*?)\[\/url:$uid\]/i3883a9]Granted - but her memory is poor; unable to remember your address and unable to remember her appointment date.

I wish for safe vacation travel that's memorable because it's so incredibly fun and twisted.[/color:f/\[url=(https?:\/\/[^\s\[]+):$uid\](.*?)\[\/url:$uid\]/i3883a9]

by **poetzero** » July 18th, 2008, 8:09 am

Granted, but due to inflation, your credit rating is ruined.

I wish I could go to my job as a woman.

by **CycoMelody** » July 18th, 2008, 8:45 am

Granted, but the moment you leave you turn into a guy again.

I wish I had some rum.

by **arcticwolf567** » July 18th, 2008, 3:15 pm

granted, and its really watered down
i wish for lunch money

Website · by **FloridaPuppy** » July 18th, 2008, 3:17 pm

[quote="arcticwolf567"]granted, and its really watered down
i wish for lunch money[/quote]

Granted, but the big guy over there is looking to take it.

I wish it weren't so damn hot outside.

by **Teltroxine** » July 18th, 2008, 4:07 pm

Granted, its 50 below zero

I wish i was a female model

by **CycoMelody** » July 18th, 2008, 9:45 pm

Granted. You are now a model for "Toothless Crack Whores weekly".

I wish I had bigger boobs.

by **cloyd** » July 18th, 2008, 10:16 pm

Granted. They're made from leaky acid-filled implants.

I wish for a hundred more wishes.

by **Wildsprite** » July 19th, 2008, 10:12 pm

granted but they only work for others

I wish my nipples were bigger

by **CycoMelody** » July 19th, 2008, 10:28 pm

Granted you now have cow udders.

I wish I was in the land of cotton.

by **arcticwolf567** » July 20th, 2008, 11:30 pm

granted, but after 15 minutes it becomes iron wool.

i wish i would never touch a drink again

by **CycoMelody** » July 21st, 2008, 10:42 am

granted, you die of dehydration.

I wish I had a million dollars.

by **arienh4** » July 21st, 2008, 3:08 pm

Granted, but you owe the bank 10 million.

I wish I had the best food in the world.

Website · by **FloridaPuppy** » July 21st, 2008, 5:29 pm

[quote="arienh4"]Granted, but you owe the bank 1/\[url=(https?:\/\/[^\s\[]+):$uid\](.*?)\[\/url:$uid\]/i million.

I wish I had the best food in the world.[/quote]

Granted, unfortunately that tribe of cannibals were the ones to show you what they consider it to be... and it doesn't look like you will be leaving.

I wish I had a fan.

by **tecywiz121** » July 21st, 2008, 8:29 pm

Granted, but the shit is about to hit it

I wish I had whiskers

by **Cade** » July 21st, 2008, 11:24 pm

[quote="tecywiz121":b898d/\[url=(https?:\/\/[^\s\[]+):$uid\](.*?)\[\/url:$uid\]/i1b]Granted, but the shit is about to hit it

I wish I had whiskers[/quote:b898d/\[url=(https?:\/\/[^\s\[]+):$uid\](.*?)\[\/url:$uid\]/i1b]

granted, but your now a catfish.. ON A FISHERMAN'S HOOK!

i wish i had a word that rimed with orange that actually ment something and wasn't fake.

by **lorcain** » July 22nd, 2008, 8:55 am

Granted, but this word will cause the apocalypse if it is ever spoken or written down. 8O

I wish there was a bookstore near here.

by **tecywiz121** » July 22nd, 2008, 12:30 pm

Granted, but they bulldozed your house to build it
I wish I had some potato chips

by **Flow123** » July 22nd, 2008, 3:00 pm

Granted but the bag has been poorly handled, and contains mostly crumbs.

I wish I was healthier.

by **dangel** » July 22nd, 2008, 4:53 pm

granted but you become obsessed and lose all sense of fun.

I wish i was a big breasted shemale.

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