The Death Thread - A game :p

[CycoMelody]

This is a little game I picked up from another Message board. Seeing as there are not really any games here I thought it would be fun. So here is how this works. You kill people in this thread sorta like a video game. Be creative with it! Its instant respawn and the sky is the limit. So with out further ado...


*sets out a plate of arsenic laced donuts for everyone to enjoy*

[arcticwolf567]

umm, i kill melody with a hard whack with a rusted spoon. *grabs a donut and runs away*

[Wildsprite]

I throw a buss at FlameD instantly killing him and use his essence to raise Melody :P

[CycoMelody]

*tosses a bottle of nitroglycerin at articwolf, sending him 60 feet into the air. If the blast didn't kill him the drop did!*

[pyroid]

I teleport on top of wildsprite mixing their atoms.

[arcticwolf567]

i land on pyroid, killing him, and the smell of burning fur makes melody vomit

[CycoMelody]

*ties down poetzero and rams 3 of her donuts down his throat.*

[arcticwolf567]

eats a donut... and dies...

[Wildsprite]

ties pyroid to a chair then pours gassoline on top of him and lights him then roasts marsh mellows on his corpse

[CycoMelody]

*gets out a guitar and sings kombaya around the burning pyroid*

[arcticwolf567]

umm... nastyness >.<

pulls out the holy hand grenade of antioch and shoves it down wildsprites throat, and starts singing hallelugiah ( pardon the spelling)

[Wildsprite]

rips arcticwolf567's balls off and shoves em down his throat making him choke to death

[arcticwolf567]

slowly lowers wildsprite into a pit of acid, slowly tearing his flesh away from the feet up

[CycoMelody]

*does her best 300 impersonation* THIS IS SPARTA!!!!! *boots articwolf into the acid*

[arcticwolf567]

does his best to impersonate "meet the spartans" and kicks melody like the little baby shrek.

[CycoMelody]

*goes all ninja, jumps out of the shadows with blinding speed, and with a smooth slice with her katana, articwolf's head goes rolling. With a puff of smoke CycoMelody vanishes.*

[pyroid]

Simply turns on the TV to PBS and Sings along with Barney and Friends killing everyone

[arcticwolf567]

spikes melodys arms to the trees and takes a dull, serrated knife, and slowly cuts open her middle, not deep enough to hit the organs, but deep enough for them to spill out, and stands there waiting until she dies

[CycoMelody]

*removes the spikes and strangles articwolf with her own innards*

[arcticwolf567]

coughs up my balls and shoves the down wild sprites throat, making her choke and die.

[arcticwolf567]

bites melody's arm like the wolf i is, and lets her bleed. then i eat on her, until she is all bone. then i bury her bones to save for next time.

[whatthe75]

Hypnotises cycomelody into thinking the gas oven in actually in fact her sink in the bathroom.She thinks the gas levels are the tap.She comes in and turns on the flames and then washes her face in them believing she is splashing her face.She burns her face off and dies slowly of the injuries.

[poetzero]

sneaks up behind Melody with a high E piano string. Wraps it around her neck, pulls and snaps string, thus penitrating through the skin and severing her jugular vein. Much blood is lost.

[CycoMelody]

*dressed in straight black, she pulls out a .50 sniper rifle and fires a single round which passes through poetzero's head and lodges into whatthe75's chest. Both die rather quickly.*

[arcticwolf567]

kills poetzero with a massive bitchslap to the face, much self respect is lost ;)

[poetzero]

pushes arcticwolf in front of a speeding train.

[Hurrr]

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Kills everyone because they are all criminals.

[CycoMelody]

*kills Hurr with a seriously dirty look for posting that ridiculously large picture.*

[cloyd]

... kills poetzero by hacking off each of his limbs slowly, and leaving him to bleed to death.





gosh, what a fun and uplifting game...! :D

[CycoMelody]

fires a frickin' "Laser" at cloyd sending a surge of energy through his body dropping him on the spot.

Welcome to the land of the macabre...

[arcticwolf567]

kills hurrr by shoving one of melody's doughnuts downthe throat, and gives melody a high five for supplying the doughnut

[CycoMelody]

*hi fives Articwolf then rams a pike down his throat.*

[nasirah]

Sees the pike and takes it out and then rams it through Melody

[jayjedi]

Touches Articwolf, and Cycomelody with his hands and turns them into walking bombs, runs away, and they EXPOLODE! [size=32]KABOOOM![/size]

[CycoMelody]

*turns Jayjedi into a snickers bar which some 400lb man quickly picks up and devours.*

[arcticwolf567]

sneaks off into the shadows and out of nowhere, a kunai knife pierces jayjedi in the eye, and then i appear from above and with a big swing, cut cycomelody in two

[CycoMelody]

*grabs a blow torch and sets articwolf on fire. Will he melt or will he burn?*

[tecywiz121]

Puts all the people in this thread, especially Hurrr onto a game show where convicted criminals get to vote on how everyone dies. First up, CycoMelody!

The votes are in, but first here are the options:

1. Thrown into a vat of acid
2. Forced to eat chocolate until her head explodes
3. Hanged with piano wire
4. Squished under a 500lb man

Tune in next week for the exciting results!

[poetzero]

Tecywiz121 is visiting a farm when he comes across a cow that starts screaming obsenities at him and insisting he's a government informant, then tramples him to death. (Mad Cow's Disease).

[tecywiz121]

The Cow wasn't mad ;)

The Party comes and takes poetzero into custody after he tries to mount a rebellion. He is tortured in the Ministry of Truth until he breaks down and truely loves Big Brother. He is then shot.

[Hurrr]

[quote="tecywiz121"]Puts all the people in this thread, especially Hurrr onto a game show where convicted criminals get to vote on how everyone dies. First up, CycoMelody!

The votes are in, but first here are the options:

1. Thrown into a vat of acid
2. Forced to eat chocolate until her head explodes
3. Hanged with piano wire
4. Squished under a 5/\[url=(https?:\/\/[^\s\[]+):$uid\](.*?)\[\/url:$uid\]/i/\[url=(https?:\/\/[^\s\[]+):$uid\](.*?)\[\/url:$uid\]/ilb man

Tune in next week for the exciting results![/quote]

I can't be killed, I already died. NOT AS PLANNED.

[loadedkaos]

Jumps behind JayJedi picking him up then slamming him down on his knee snapping his back in half, so that he can fold up and stuff into a very small box with out air holes postage marked as rations for the starving cannibals foundation.

[arcticwolf567]

well, me fur melts, and the rest of me, burns...

gives hurrr a thousand papercuts all over his body and pours lemon juice all over him, and after a few minutes, i shove a vegetable skewer in his eye and walks away.

[Hurrr]

[quote="arcticwolf567":7b9c6b/\[url=(https?:\/\/[^\s\[]+):$uid\](.*?)\[\/url:$uid\]/ic]well, me fur melts, and the rest of me, burns...

gives hurrr a thousand papercuts all over his body and pours lemon juice all over him, and after a few minutes, i shove a vegetable skewer in his eye and walks away.[/quote:7b9c6b/\[url=(https?:\/\/[^\s\[]+):$uid\](.*?)\[\/url:$uid\]/ic]
Didn't I tell you I'm already dead?

[CycoMelody]

[quote="Hurrr"][quote="arcticwolf567"]well, me fur melts, and the rest of me, burns...

gives hurrr a thousand papercuts all over his body and pours lemon juice all over him, and after a few minutes, i shove a vegetable skewer in his eye and walks away.[/quote]
Didn't I tell you I'm already dead?[/quote]

Read the first page. Instant respawn. *takes a lead pipe and bashes Hurrr's head in with it.*

Thats right. It was CycoMelody, In Idle Chatter, With the Lead pipe!

[jon1223]

*Drops down from ceiling, ninja style, and plunges a knife through Cyco's temple, twisting a few times, ensuring that the brain has been pureed into a brain smoothy. Afterwords, I stick a straw in the hole and partake in the delicious drink*

Mmmmmm...brainzzzz

[MRhello]

*pops into the thread, looks around and says (out of the Twisted Wishes thread) a word that rhymes with orange, causing the apocalypse!!! *


MUAHAHAHAHA!

[rubbermusclepig]

*crawls out of his impenetrable apocalypse shelter, realizes everyone else is dead, and the game is over. Relaxes in an easy chair (with a hypnofile playing in his carefully protected iPod) and watches the beginnings of the post apocalyptic nuclear winter, alone*

[georgejorge]

*spawns as a cockroach, quickly finds rubbermusclepig, crawls into his ear and precedes to lay eggs within his brain.

[MRhello]

Respawns, then gets hungry and promptly eats the "impenetrable apocalypse shelter" along with Rubbermusclepig and Georgejorge, promptly gets sick, throws up their acid eaten remains, and pulls down his pants and proceeds to urinate on the dead body(s) humming the "circle of life" song from lion king.

Then dies from a massive stomach hemorrhage.