Twisted Wishes

by **tecywiz121** » July 22nd, 2008, 4:56 pm

granted, but you have 3 breasts

I wish I could fly

by **Flow123** » July 22nd, 2008, 5:00 pm

Granted, here's an airline ticket.

I wish I had more Dr. Pepper.

by **lorcain** » July 22nd, 2008, 5:36 pm

Granted, but it is all completely flat :twisted:

I wish my house hadn't been bulldozed to make a bookstore.

by **Flow123** » July 22nd, 2008, 6:05 pm

Granted, it was bulldozed to build a new freeway.

I wish I hadn't done that.

by **CycoMelody** » July 22nd, 2008, 6:08 pm

Granted, Now your doomed to repeat it over and over like that movie Ground hog day.

I wish my head would stop hurting.

by **Flow123** » July 22nd, 2008, 6:10 pm

Granted. Your head is now soft like a sponge. You can no longer hurt people with it.

I wish that one of these wishes wasn't twisted.

by **CycoMelody** » July 22nd, 2008, 6:11 pm

Granted they all are twisted.

I wish My mic didn't die.

by **Flow123** » July 22nd, 2008, 6:18 pm

Granted, It's ALIVE!!!!!

:twisted:

I wish that the painting "The Scream" wasn't stolen.

by **Cade** » July 22nd, 2008, 6:40 pm

granted, it turns up in your closet.

I wish this wish couldn't get corrupted and twisted D:

by **Flow123** » July 22nd, 2008, 6:42 pm

Granted, it only gets twisted.

I wish I had a watergun.

by **Cade** » July 22nd, 2008, 6:47 pm

granted but its filled with constantly warm cum~

i wish i were more girly

by **tecywiz121** » July 22nd, 2008, 7:33 pm

Granted, you are a girl, but you wish you were more manly

I wish that someone would call me up and tize me

by **Flow123** » July 22nd, 2008, 9:13 pm

Granted, but they screw up and make you resistant to hypnosis.

Dang.

I wish I had a harem.

by **jayjedi** » July 22nd, 2008, 9:25 pm

Granted, but the harem is full of ugly fat girls.

I wish that I had alchemy powers like Ed Elric from Full Metal Alchemist

by **Flow123** » July 22nd, 2008, 9:36 pm

Granted, but since you didn't learn and experiment with your brother, your entire body was consumed in your first attempt at human alchemy.

I wish that I could climb stuff like the Prince of Persia.

by **tecywiz121** » July 22nd, 2008, 10:38 pm

Granted but due to a freak time accident, you get your head eaten by a dinosaur.

I wish I could have a willing subject, a room in a basement and enough money/time to train her/him to be my slave

by **Flow123** » July 22nd, 2008, 10:54 pm

Granted, you have a basement, some money, no job, and a puppy.

I wish I could take these hornyschoolgirl heels off and still be triggered.

by **Cade** » July 23rd, 2008, 11:09 am

granted, but you loose your mind to it and just masturbate constantly

I wish i had more panties (so fun wearing em~)

by **Flow123** » July 23rd, 2008, 11:24 am

Granted, but they are all granny panties.

I wish the air conditioner here wasn't set so cold.

by **lorcain** » July 23rd, 2008, 1:14 pm

Granted, it's not set to cold anymore, but it's also stopped working completely.

I wish it'd stop raining.

by **Flow123** » July 23rd, 2008, 2:29 pm

Granted. No more rain… ever. Good job destroying our ecosystem entirely.

I wish I was the man for all seasons.

by **CycoMelody** » July 25th, 2008, 4:27 pm

Granted, You are now a She-male so you can really be a guy for ALL seasons ;)

I wish I could sleep.

by **arcticwolf567** » July 25th, 2008, 9:56 pm

granted but you wont wake up for 100 years, and have permanent bad breath.

i wish i had all the carbon leaf albums.

by **tecywiz121** » July 25th, 2008, 10:24 pm

granted, but they are in an unopenable steel box

I wish I didn't need to sleep

by **Flow123** » July 25th, 2008, 11:15 pm

granted. you are a tree.

I wish my girlfriend liked hypnosis.

by **hypnostudent** » July 26th, 2008, 3:38 am

granted, she now hypnotises you to forget all your triggers, and controls you constantly and makes you her house-bitch,

I wish I had a subject in the North of England to trigger around town for a bit of offline play.

by **CycoMelody** » July 26th, 2008, 10:46 pm

Granted, They weigh 600lbs and have more facial hair then hairy from hairy and the hendersons.

I wish I had a pony.

by **tecywiz121** » July 26th, 2008, 11:33 pm

Granted, you are the only self-owned pony in the world

I wish I was shorter

by **poetzero** » July 27th, 2008, 6:07 am

Granted. You are 1 inch tall and nobody notices you.

I wish I was back in my 20's again.

by **tecywiz121** » July 27th, 2008, 7:52 am

granted, you are back in the 1920's, have fun ;)

I wish to be back to my normal height!

by **loadedkaos** » July 27th, 2008, 8:35 pm

Granted you shoot up to your normal height while driving your car causing you to push your foot on the gas as your legs extend and crash in a median.

I wish I owned a house.

by **tecywiz121** » July 28th, 2008, 7:14 am

Granted, you steal a child's doll house in the park

I wish the stupid garbage truck would come later in the morning....

by **PS360** » July 28th, 2008, 2:28 pm

Granted, But You keep forgetting to put the garbage out.

I wish For Money

by **tecywiz121** » July 30th, 2008, 8:35 am

Granted, but its from a mob loan shark

I wish that the streetlight outside my window would burn out

by **gdawg28092** » July 30th, 2008, 4:36 pm

Granted but it's replaced with the spot light from a commercial jet and it is aimed in your bedroom window.

I wish the Penis growth file would work on me!

by **hypnostudent** » July 30th, 2008, 4:54 pm

Granted. It does work on you. Or at least it will when you start listening to it. You've been listening to SuperFemaleWhammy by mistake.

I wish I could think of something good to wish for.

by **PS360** » July 30th, 2008, 7:42 pm

Granted Then You die.

I wish For Nothing Bad to happen to me.

by **gdawg28092** » July 30th, 2008, 8:14 pm

Granted, Nothing bad happens, because your locked in the closet, afraid to go outside.

I wish the Superfemale Whammy file didn't work on me.

by **hypnostudent** » July 31st, 2008, 2:34 pm

Granted, you listen to email slave, and post a message asking for help in overcoming your resistance to SuperFemaleWhammy

I wish I could do proper stuff in the evening, instead of triggering email slaves.

by **gdawg28092** » July 31st, 2008, 9:35 pm

Granted, Instead you make the bed, wash the clothes and dishes, then clean the rest of the house. Then you realize I was the one with the email triggers, Your such a good little sissy maid.

I wish I had a hypnodom for a wife.

by **Aestrius** » July 31st, 2008, 10:41 pm

gdawg28092 wrote:Granted, Instead you make the bed, wash the clothes and dishes, then clean the rest of the house. Then you realize I was the one with the email triggers, Your such a good little sissy maid.

I wish I had a hypnodom for a wife.

Granted, but she hypnotises you into getting a divorce.

I wish the world would accept me for who I was instead of judging me contantly behind my back.

by **gdawg28092** » August 1st, 2008, 7:36 pm

Granted, you turn around and find out they were right.

I wish my divorce would come through.

by **tecywiz121** » August 1st, 2008, 8:50 pm

Granted, the paperwork comes through your front window attached to a rock

I wish that chocolate wasn't so addictive

by **Aestrius** » August 2nd, 2008, 12:41 pm

Granted, but you weigh 500 lbs from when it used to be addictive

I wish I had a large rubber crab.

by **Cade** » August 2nd, 2008, 11:58 pm

Granted, but it's live and it kills you D: so sad :(

I wish that i could experience having my body as Female instead of male for however long i wanted.

by **cisvestite** » August 3rd, 2008, 1:09 am

Cade wrote:Granted, but it's live and it kills you D: so sad :(

I wish that i could experience having my body as Female instead of male for however long i wanted.

Granted, but you can only experience having the body of a female bedbug (and mating for them is no fun). If you return to the male sex, you get to be a black widow spider.

I wish, I wish I hadn't killed that fish.

by **hypnostudent** » August 3rd, 2008, 1:37 am

Granted, hypnoStudent sends you one of his files and gives you a self-trigger and you enjoy the body, but he also makes you forget the revert trigger occassionally. Oh, and he also gives you a suggestion tol be bound to your bed occassionally as a free bonus.

I wish I had a million and one pounds.

by **hypnostudent** » August 3rd, 2008, 1:41 am

Granted, the fis is actually a great white shark, and it's hungry. Oops, not any more after eating you.

Wish I had refreshed my browser window before replying, or posted the reply befre civestite.

I still wish I had a million and one pounds.

by **Aestrius** » August 3rd, 2008, 11:41 am

hypnostudent wrote:Granted, the fis is actually a great white shark, and it's hungry. Oops, not any more after eating you.

Wish I had refreshed my browser window before replying, or posted the reply befre civestite.

I still wish I had a million and one pounds.

(I presume your refering to money)
Granted, you now weigh 1,000,001 lbs.
(if your refering to weight) granted, your wife now weighs 2,000,002, after getting divorced, you get half of it.

I wish that I had a large oyster to sleep in instead of my bed.

by **hypnostudent** » August 3rd, 2008, 11:48 am

Granted, but it's the blue oyster bar from the hilarious Police Academy films.

I wish I had a better sense of humour.

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