hypnostudent wrote:Granted, but it's the blue oyster bar from the hilarious Police Academy films.
I wish I had a better sense of humour.
Granted, but everyone you date finds it offputting
I wish I had watched police academy...
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hypnostudent wrote:Granted, but it's the blue oyster bar from the hilarious Police Academy films.
I wish I had a better sense of humour.
hypnostudent wrote:Granted, every time you grant a twisted wish you can cum. But you forget your password to login to the site.
I wish I had an ice cream, I can't find my other one.
hypnostudent wrote:Granted, but it's the bottle I as drinking earlier today, and it's nearly all gone.
I wish I had a pony to tease CycoMelody with
hypnostudent wrote:Granted, and before you know it you've worked your way through all of the curse files, and now you are a horny, shemale, furry, maid.
I wish I could think of decent twisted responses to post back with.
CycoMelody wrote:Granted but you are now stuck with the infamous Joe Dirt Mullet. And its just as dirty.
I wish someone would try to untwist my mind. :P (twist that once. I dare ya :p)
CycoMelody wrote:Granted. You are so bound up your belly distends so much you look 9 months pregnant and you begin throwing up crap.
I wish I could hypnotize the planet! :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Aestrius wrote:CycoMelody wrote:Granted. You are so bound up your belly distends so much you look 9 months pregnant and you begin throwing up crap.
I wish I could hypnotize the planet! :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Granted, you must control everyone at once, including yourself
I wish I had a tame giant killer radish
hypnostudent wrote:Granted, it's like the one that magician's get members of the audience to hold while helping. You know the one's they go floppy as soon as anyone gets hold of it.
I wish I had a laptop, a banana, and a pony.
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