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Postby Janis_en_femme » September 3rd, 2008, 5:51 pm

Granted, but it makes no sense to you.

I wish my crossdressing wouldn't freak out my wife.
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Postby tecywiz121 » September 5th, 2008, 12:06 am

Granted, she forces you into it, makes you get a sex change operation, and makes you into a slave for her and her new lover.

I wish that the internet was more stable here
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Postby Janis_en_femme » September 7th, 2008, 8:00 am

Granted. The internet is now completely and permanentlyshut down.


I wish I never got married, had lots of money, and lived in San Diego.
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Postby chriss » September 8th, 2008, 5:49 pm

Granted you never got married have lots of money and live in San Diego but its drug money and cops have your place surrounded




I wish i had some milk
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Postby lauramcan » September 8th, 2008, 6:01 pm

granted but its from your grandmothers cat.....which died 2 years ago.

I wish I had a perfect photographic memory
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Postby zion_r_liengod » September 8th, 2008, 6:07 pm

Granted. But you only remember it for 5 seconds

I wish I had a red collar.
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Postby Flow123 » September 8th, 2008, 6:34 pm

Granted but it's "light red"... also known as pink.

I wish I was more susceptible.
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Postby hellion0 » September 8th, 2008, 11:21 pm

Granted, but you become more susceptible only to the wiles of insane serial killers.

I wish for 500-year flood protection.
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Postby hypnostudent » September 9th, 2008, 12:30 am

Granted, you are now protected from 500-year floods. But most floods are much shorter, and you're still at risk of those.

I wish Flow123 was more susceptible .
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Postby whatthe75 » September 9th, 2008, 2:45 am

Granted,but flow123 becomes so susceptible that i convince flow123 your out to kill him and he murders you slowly and painfully in self defence.

I wish the smurfs where really government agents.
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Postby hypnostudent » September 9th, 2008, 3:57 am

This doesn't need granting because they really ARE government agents. I'm their controller and I've sent them to eliminate you now that you know the truth.

I wish Flow hadn't killed me slowly and painfuly.

(come on, I've left that one W I D E open)
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Postby Janis_en_femme » September 9th, 2008, 5:35 pm

Wish granted. You were tortured but not killed.


I wish that I could go to work and be as feminine as I wanted and that no one at work would notice.
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Postby Flow123 » September 9th, 2008, 5:46 pm

They don't notice you at all, and you get reprimanded for not going to work...

I wish that I had the time to see all the old Doctor Who shows.
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Postby lauramcan » September 9th, 2008, 8:50 pm

Granted. I just called your boss. you're fired. Go to town!

I wish I had gone to class instead of trying to learn 233 pages of medical biochemistry in 4 nights
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Postby whatthe75 » September 10th, 2008, 12:52 am

Wish granted - but the classes where so boring you fell asleep anyway and actually fell behind even more.You failed college and left in debt with no qualifications or hope.You end up having to take part in amatuer fetish films and end up getting ass fucked repeatedly until your ass is actually unable to function properly.Your internal organs cease to work causing massive helth problems and you eventually over the course of ten years become more crippled and disabled.You end up being looked after by ugly male nurses in a mental institution that abuse and humiliate you as no one beleieves your stories.You plot revenege and somehow manage to sabotage there food and drinks and poison them one lunch time.You are discovered and prosecuted and are charged with murder.You get the death penalty.You spend years of menetal torture in solitary confinment fighting your case and appealing.You eventually, ten years later goto your execution with lethal injection.The doses are messed up and it takes hours for you to die in absolute agony.

I wish i had real magic powers.
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Postby Janis_en_femme » September 10th, 2008, 5:17 pm

Wished granted. You're a witch in Salem when hanging and burning at the stake were at the height of popularity.

I wish I could change back and forth between being a man and a woman.
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Postby Flow123 » September 10th, 2008, 5:33 pm

Granted, you become a man when you walk forwards, and you become a woman when you walk backwards. If you are stationary, you lose all sexual characteristics and become completely sexless.

I wish I hadn't have killed Hypnostudent. :(
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Postby lauramcan » September 10th, 2008, 7:35 pm

granted. He killed you.

I wish my previous fate on Whatthe!
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Postby CycoMelody » September 10th, 2008, 11:41 pm

Granted, But due to the alignment of the planets and the light of the sun reflecting off of the swamp gas on Venus, the wish backfires then you are hit by a bus.


I wish Vista was useful.
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Postby Janis_en_femme » September 13th, 2008, 3:13 am

Granted. Vista is useful in your decision in buying a MAC.

I wish my dick was long enough for me to suck it.
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Postby tecywiz121 » September 18th, 2008, 6:13 pm

Granted but because it is so long, you go into a semi-conscious state that leaves your mind totally open to suggestion whenever it gets hard. The first time you try to suck it, you accidentally leave the TV on Teletubbies, and when you finally wake up, you think you are a fat purple creature with a TV on your belly.

You attempt to go to work, but you can't talk properly, or really remember where work is, so you end up wandering around the city babbling and acting generally insane.

You eventually reach home, only to become incredibly horny after watching some care bears, and passing out yet again. Care Bears ended very quickly, but not before you absorbed the desire to blast things with your belly-gun.

Upon waking the second time, you leap out your window, make it safely to the ground and attempt to hump-blast the fist person you see. Too bad it was a cop. She takes you into the station, and determines that you should be committed for your own protection. Which you are.

I wish I had less homework, but the stuff I did have was interesting enough to keep me busy.
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Postby tony_draycon » September 18th, 2008, 7:31 pm

Wish granted. What you have is 5 days to live.

I wish I could unleash the beast within.
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Postby Goezgoez1010 » September 18th, 2008, 7:57 pm

Granted, too bad it's literal, and a chicken ruptures through your chest cavity. D:

I wish I could turn whoever I touch into latex sexdolls!
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Postby Henrique » September 18th, 2008, 8:04 pm

Granted, but it goes all wrong when you touch yourself and self-tranforms into a latex sexdoll.

I wish to be feminized and fucked hard on the ass by a man.
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Postby Flow123 » September 18th, 2008, 9:01 pm

Granted, but they never penetrate you because they just use your butt cleavage. (due to the wording "fucked on your ass")

I wish to be a 5 year old girl for the next month and fully enjoy it.
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Postby CycoMelody » September 19th, 2008, 1:36 pm

Granted, you are a 5 year old girl. You are left to stay with your temporary uncle who has an affinity for robbing the cradle.


I wish I had enough money to move.
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Postby hypnostudent » September 19th, 2008, 1:39 pm

Granted, you have enough money to move, but decide to donate it to the Hypnostudent retirement fund.

I wish Flow123 all the best in his session with Cardigan later.
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Postby scotland-man » September 21st, 2008, 11:07 am

Granted, flow had the session with cardigan and now believes he is a duck

i wish i had a dog
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Postby coale » September 21st, 2008, 3:15 pm

Granted, but he's 12 feet tall, with three heads and goes by the name of Fluffy.

I wish my car wasn't out of gas.
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Postby hypnostudent » September 21st, 2008, 3:29 pm

Granted. It wasn't the tank was full. But now someone's stolen your car.

I wish I had someone to iron my shirts for me.
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Postby coale » September 21st, 2008, 3:41 pm

granted, but once they're pressed, he loads them all in the back of my car and drives away.

I wish I had a new car
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Postby CycoMelody » September 22nd, 2008, 11:32 am

Granted you are now the proud owner of an old gremlin.


I wish for a means of teleportation.
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Postby scotland-man » September 22nd, 2008, 11:37 am

granted, but you accidently teleport to a planet with no oxygen

i wish had superpowers
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Postby hypnostudent » September 22nd, 2008, 11:41 am

Granted, but it's the power of hindsight.

I wish My new subject Carl, would just accept my suggestions without question.
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Postby scotland-man » September 22nd, 2008, 11:44 am

granted but you accidently suggest he gets lost and then he ends up in a forest somewhere

i wish i was a movie star :D
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Postby hypnostudent » September 22nd, 2008, 12:24 pm

Granted, you ARE a movie star.

Ladies and gentlemen, please put your hands together for "Babe, Pig in the City"

I wish I had some bread to make a bacon butty.
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Postby scotland-man » September 22nd, 2008, 1:07 pm

granted but the bacon is a hogzilla and angry that you put bread on him!

i wish i had a tame pet lion who never attacks me
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Postby Flow123 » September 22nd, 2008, 1:14 pm

Granted, you have a housecat with a mane.

I wish there really was a gremlin on the wing.
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Postby scotland-man » September 22nd, 2008, 1:20 pm

granted, now your plane crashed

i wish i could finish a book
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Postby Flow123 » September 22nd, 2008, 1:40 pm

Granted. "FINISH HIM!" in Mortal Kombat voiceover.

I wish there WAS life on mars (past tense).
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Postby scotland-man » September 22nd, 2008, 1:43 pm

granted, THEY wiped out the dinosaurs!

i wish the file of my choice from this site worked on me
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Postby Flow123 » September 22nd, 2008, 2:31 pm

Granted, but it only works on you once... for 2 minutes.

I wish for wings that work.
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Postby scotland-man » September 22nd, 2008, 3:17 pm

granted, they are fly wings (actual size)

i wish i was invincible
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Postby hypnostudent » September 22nd, 2008, 3:59 pm

Granted, nobody can see you and keeps bumping into you.

Oh, sorry, I thought you said invisible.

I wish I could hear properly.
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Postby Flow123 » September 22nd, 2008, 4:06 pm

Granted, you can hear again, but everyone talks to you in a prim and proper victorian style dialect.

I wish i was wearing high heels right now, and wouldn't even catch notice.
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Postby hypnostudent » September 22nd, 2008, 4:11 pm

That is so wierd, as I gave a subject of mine a Victorian persona the other day to go with Cardigan's Victorian Lady outfit.

Anyway, Granted. You are wearing high heels, and you wouldn't even catch a cold.

I wish I was in bed asleep right now.
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Postby Flow123 » September 22nd, 2008, 4:30 pm

Granted you are, in the arms of Bubba, the 400 lbs prison inmate.

I wish I had another 2 dollars.
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Postby hypnostudent » September 22nd, 2008, 4:34 pm

Granted, I give you the 2 dollars bubba owes you 'for services rendered'.

I wish I had some lubricant.
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Postby Flow123 » September 22nd, 2008, 4:48 pm

Granted, Bubba rubs some of his filthy, greasy sweat all over you.

I wish I could heal the pain i feel inside.
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Postby hypnostudent » September 22nd, 2008, 4:50 pm

Granted, but the pain outside still hurts like hell, and that's where Bubba and his bitches have gotten hold of you and are forcing you to bend over.

I wish I could sit down now on my sore botty.
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