Untwistable wishes, do they exist?

[hexagon77]

just the opposite to the other threat. Try to phrase your wishes in a way they cannot be twisted, while all others try to twist them. Lets try to find out if there are wishes phrased this good, they cannot be twisted ;) - Your goal is to twist the wishes of others, and make an untwistable wish yourself. You can also try imporving wishes of those that were twistable.

Ok lets see:

I wish to have mind control powers, but only giving me this power, not changing other parts about me, nor changing the other people or environment

[Flow123]

Great. YOu have the power to control your mind. Congrats!

I wish to be a perfectly happy, beautiful and contented woman, with a wonderful future to look forward to and a nice, faithful attractive husband.

[PS360]

Granted.

I wish this thread gone

[jaxman]

Granted, this thread disapears for several second as the primary database server goes offline. The backup kicks in and it's back.

hmm, I wish that all my fantasies come true in the way in which I wish they would, those that are unrealistic and would cause me undo duress transform me such that the duress is nott undo.

[neil1357]

I wish to have mind control powers, but only giving me this power, not changing other parts about me, nor changing the other people or environment

*Poof!* Congratulations: you have mind-control powers, but they only work on yourself ("not changing the other people or environment").

"I wish to know the wording to make my wish as I intend it, without unintended and undesirable side-effects, and still be able to make it."

[georgejorge]

Granted, it is in laten though and your pronunciation is terrible.

[zion_r_liengod]

Great. YOu have the power to control your mind. Congrats!

I wish to be a perfectly happy, beautiful and contented woman, with a wonderful future to look forward to and a nice, faithful attractive husband.

Granted. You will be happy... in 50 years.

I wish to possess in exactly 5 minutes, a brand new Blue and white Dodge Viper in perfect functioning order, that will never break down or run out of gas.

[FloridaPuppy]

Since nobody twisted a few of them.

I wish to be a perfectly happy, beautiful and contented woman, with a wonderful future to look forward to and a nice, faithful attractive husband.

Granted, you've been purchased as the third wife of your new devout religious husband in one of the more conservative parts of Iran. Your flight leaves in 2 hours, pay no attention to the large man about to tie a cloth bag over your head and help you to the airport.

I wish to possess in exactly 5 minutes, a brand new Blue and white Dodge Viper in perfect functioning order, that will never break down or run out of gas.

Granted, unfortunately you are not invulnerable and the car came into being several feet in the air above your head.

hmm, I wish that all my fantasies come true in the way in which I wish they would, those that are unrealistic and would cause me undo duress transform me such that the duress is nott undo.

Granted... You are forced to play out all of your current fantasies from now until the end of time in a never ending loop. Any feelings of regret or dislike are cured with a quick lobotomy seconds before they can manifest themselves.

I wish I had a toasted unspoiled unpoisoned untarnished unmolested tomato basil bagel with equally unspoiled unpoisoned untarnished unmolested herbs & chives style cream cheese, both should be properly prepared in the traditional manner of a successful national united states bagel chain shop and follow all of the current health code standards for food preperation & serving.

[Mino]

I wish my wish could be twisted.

[Goezgoez1010]

I wish my wish could be twisted.

Granted, but you were also twisted in the process, so you broke your spine.

I wish for this post to get posted.

[arienh4]

I wish my wish could be twisted.

Granted, but you were also twisted in the process, so you broke your spine.

I wish for this post to get posted.

Granted, but the database loses it.

[xanthk]

I wish for this post to get posted.

Granted, but it gets posted to a forum to which you have no knowledge or access.



[quote="FloridaPuppy]

I wish I had a toasted unspoiled unpoisoned untarnished unmolested tomato basil bagel with equally unspoiled unpoisoned untarnished unmolested herbs & chives style cream cheese, both should be properly prepared in the traditional manner of a successful national united states bagel chain shop and follow all of the current health code standards for food preperation & serving.[/quote]

Granted, but the bagelshop owner's dog snatches it out of your hand before you can take a bite.

I wish for this wish to be ignored by all the beings who would twist it, unless they are granting it without twisting it.

[VeryGnawty]

I wish for this wish to be ignored by all the beings who would twist it, unless they are granting it without twisting it.

You didn't actually wish for anything, though. The only reason this can't be twisted is because it's not a real wish.

[stephiebaby]

"I wish I had a toasted unspoiled unpoisoned untarnished unmolested tomato basil bagel with equally unspoiled unpoisoned untarnished unmolested herbs & chives style cream cheese, both should be properly prepared in the traditional manner of a successful national united states bagel chain shop and follow all of the current health code standards for food preperation & serving."

Too easy, you choke on the first bite.

"I wish for this wish to be ignored by all the beings who would twist it, unless they are granting it without twisting it."

Granted, I intended not to twist it, however due to substances beyond my control I made you ignored by all beings, so for all intents and purposes you no longer exist.

I wish for all consequences directed at me from wishes being granted to be reflected upon the granter.

[georgejorge]

Granted, but the universal office of justice has incredibly harsh criteria and "what everyone deserves" turns into rape and torture for 90% of the population, another 7% gets merely tortured and 3% get kittens.

I wish for my wish to be twisted.

[abba149]

I wish for a man to hug and kiss

[georgejorge]

Granted, here is Amanda Hunginkiss

-why is it I feel that you where setting me up for that one?

[curiousguy92]

I wish for eternal peace in this and all parallel universes.

[curiousguy92]

I wish for $1,000,000,000 that was not stolen, would not be taken by the IRS, and would cause no problems in my life.

[soundexcess]

Granted it appears 30ft above you as gold bricks gravity applies, it does not cause you any problems in life because you have been crushed to death by the bricks leaving your family extremely wealthy, if the investigation of how bricks appeared there ever ends.

I wish for my true happiness immediately, that does not require death, drugs, surgery, injury, distress, any evil thing, any harm to any one including me.

[georgejorge]

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[curiousguy92]

I wish someone would grant this. :twisted:

[MRhello]

Granted. As your wish was to only be granted a wish, and that wish was granted, you have been applied to an infinity loop; you are promptly sucked out of existence, as your continued presence in this quantum [state/non-being] would destroy the universe and all other parallel universes.

I wish that I hadn't actually pulled that out of my head, typed it, checked it for validity (**It is a real possibility in string theory and quantum mechanics) and then posted it. it made me feel like a nerd.

[curiousguy92]

Granted. By reversing your granting of the previous wish you no longer know anything about quantum mechanics. In fact you no longer know very much at all. Your wish has turned you into a jock so dumb that you can't even retain the necessary knowledge to play sports.

I wish I was still on course with my class schedules, reqiring the same level of intellect, but without the homework.

[FloridaPuppy]

I wish I was still on course with my class schedules, reqiring the same level of intellect, but without the homework.

Granted, unfortunately you failed to specify which classes those were. Your school of choice has made a mistake and transferred you kindergarten where you can eat paste and take naps with all the other kindergartners. Since there is no homework and the schedule simply involves showing up, you are back on track with your class schedule with no homework.

I wish for the granter of this wish to enjoy their day.

[curiousguy92]

Granted, but by giving me a good day you've given yourself a bad day. Your doctor tells you that you have herpes, and you fall down the stairs as you're leaving his office and break your leg. When you get home from the hospital after your leg has been set you eat your favorite food only to find out that you're allergic. You then have to be rushed back to the hospital where you get raped by a 93 year old nurse.

I wish my dick was 10 inches long, 2 inches thick, able to get hard, had two balls full of cum attached at the base, and no problems with my sex drive.

[FloridaPuppy]

I wish my dick was 10 inches long, 2 inches thick, able to get hard, had two balls full of cum attached at the base, and no problems with my sex drive.

you suffer from untreatable priapsim and will likely develop gangrene in a few days.

[MRhello]

Since no wish was added on the last post, I will grant the previous:

Granted. Your 10 inch long & 2 inch thick dick with balls full of cum attached at the base has been created. On the ground in front of you. And your original dick disappears. Oh, and for your dick being able to be hard, it can and will: Rigor mortis is a bitch, huh? And, as you have no functioning sex organs, you cannot have sex, therefore your sex life is just fine.

I wish for a 1 inch x 1 inch x 1 inch sandstone cube to appear in the air in front of me for three seconds, not moving in any way or harming me or anyone on the planet, not giving off radiation or the like, and then disappear into non-existence.
----------I thought of a second wish: if you grant this one, then-------------
---------------------someone else has to grant the other.-----------------------

I wish I had 30,000,000 dollars in my bank account, all legal donations.

[curiousguy92]

I wish for a 1 inch x 1 inch x 1 inch sandstone cube to appear in the air in front of me for three seconds, not moving in any way or harming me or anyone on the planet, not giving off radiation or the like, and then disappear into non-existence.

Granted. Your sandstone cube appears in front of you, but it is just far enough that you cannot see it, rendering your wish pointless.

Now someone grant the 30,000,000 dollar wish that MRhello posted along with this one.

[lexii]

granted, but your bank details were stolen and the money is gone.

I wish i could change my own gender at will without causing physical or mental harm to anyone