Twisted Wishes

[C87]

Granted. In a fit of dementia you create a horrible virus that turns everyone into brain dead lepers with rotting flesh. You catch the virus too and no longer have enough will to create any more living organisms.

I wish everything in the world was always pleasing to me and nothing ever happened that I did not like.

Wish granted but crazy people hear about what happend to you and begin beating you out of jealousy and since everything is always pleasing you, you like and enjoy the beatings. Eventually you die from this and your death is a very painfully pleasing one.

I wish to have thousands of different labeled pills that I could use to transform into different people and things.

[Jacoburline]

Granted. However, every thing or person you turn into after taking a pill leaves a characteristic that is permanent. Thus, you eventually find yourself in the form of some strange fish with a beak, lungs, fur, many eyes, no teeth, and many strange diseases. You become incredibly intelligent, but unable to speak because you lack a suitable vocal apparatus. You find yourself in the water and spend a long time swimming near the surface, trying to breathe because you do not have gills. Eventually, you become so weak from starvation (because you haven't been able to get any food in this awkward situation) that you sink into the water, and subsequently drown.

I wish I could manipulate weather.

[uw_onsterfelijk]

Granted, but I love and protect my little angel sooo much, in fact overprotect more precisely, that I decide to lock you away in a room forever! Never to be harmed or heard from again. Afterall, love is about sacrifice my little angel, and I swear... this hurt's me more than it does you ;)

I wish the world's wealth would switch places: the middle class/poor have all the money and the rich are poor.

[curiousguy92]

Granted, but Robin Hood keeps a bigger cut than you expected, and we're no better off.

I wish I could see the future.

[ravenhg]

Granted, but Robin Hood keeps a bigger cut than you expected, and we're no better off.

I wish I could see the future.

Granted, but you are now moving backward through time


I wish i had more forum posts

[uw_onsterfelijk]

Adbys wish
I wish I could talk to people from the future using my computer People on warp my mind and other sites from the Year 3011.

Granted, but the technology used to interface you with your computer to make your wish a reality, had drawbacks! You could no longer hear, smell, feel, see, pee or poo! You could only talk. And thus were simply ignored, in part for the fact that people in 3011 use telepathy to communicate.

I wish my next twisted wish was twisted again ;)

[C87]

I wish my next twisted wish was twisted again ;)

Granted but its gonna happen to you aswell.

I wish to have a normal sleep pattern, my hours of sleep are always changing (night/day/inbetween).

[curiousguy92]

Granted, you now sleep at the same time every day--all day. You get 24 hours of sleep every day, so when you do finally wake up you'll be pretty well-rested.

I wish snow would always stay pretty.

[Jacoburline]

Granted, but you'll go blind from staring at it.

I wish I had a leopard.

[Thethirst21]

You didn't post any wishes! :twisted:

Granted, but you'll go blind from staring at it.

I wish I had a leopard.

Granted
~~~~~ POOOOOWW ~~
You now have a leopard but you did not say if it was a Human or Beast So you get a Person who is a Leopard Leprosy. :oops: :oops: opps

[Thethirst21]

Granted.

But toys r us has run out of business and there are no more toys left to play with.


I wish I had... UNLIMITED COSMIC POWER!!!

[Jacoburline]

Granted. But you have been relocated to a much smaller, much more boring cosmos that is quickly disintegrating, and there is nothing you can do to stop it from disintegrating. Once it disintegrates, so, too, will you.

I wish I was omniscient.

[Heartwould]

Granted. However, since you now know everything, you are bored out of your mind.

I wish there were talking animals around, like in Narnia.

[Thethirst21]

Granted.

You are on a tiny island full of them and they all have an insatiable appetite for human flesh.

I wish I could travel the internet.

[Foxtail]

Granted, but you are considered a Virus by all parties, thus a target.

I wish I could handwrite fancy. >.>

[C87]

Granted, but you are considered a Virus by all parties, thus a target.

I wish I could handwrite fancy. >.>

Granted but now all of your handwriting is fancy and it takes you several minutes to write down each letter, you are unable to write anything less fancy.

I wish that I didn't burn my pizza yesterday.

[Thethirst21]

Granted, you burnt your pizza today instead.

I wish I wasn't so damn bored.

[curiousguy92]

Granted. Bubba shows up and helps you relieve your boredom by fucking you over and over.

I wish everyone had to do what I told them.

[curiousguy92]

Granted. You step into your TV, thinking you're about to end up in Grey's Anatomy, but someone changes the channel and you end up on Cops instead. You get arrested and go to prison, where you get shanked and die.

I wish to have the best sexual encounter anyone has ever had, without it being harmful or illegal.

[Jacoburline]

Granted...but you die right after of unrelated causes.

I wish I had a sailboat.

[C87]

Granted...but you die right after of unrelated causes.

I wish I had a sailboat.

Wish granted but its a rusty old piece of shit thats not sea worthy.

I wish to be a catgirl?

[Jacoburline]

Granted. However, the entire wish only occurs within a dream of yours, and it ends in violence. You wake up soon and find the world exactly as it was before.

I wish that the person who wishes after me will not twist my wish.

[MRhello]

Granted. An evil leprechaun from Hell twists it instead. Good luck with eternal torment!

I wish I could do calculus in a bar. That way, I could drink and DERIVE!

[C87]

Granted. An evil leprechaun from Hell twists it instead. Good luck with eternal torment!

I wish I could do calculus in a bar. That way, I could drink and DERIVE!

Granted, you now can only do math while you're wasted at a bar. Even simple math like 1+1 requires you to be wasted at a bar.

I wish to have the Tardis time machine from Doctor Who and full knowledge on how to use it properly.

[curiousguy92]

Granted. You know how to use the time machine, but someone else pushes a few buttons when you're not looking and you end up 65 million years in the past. The asteroid that kills the dinosaurs falls on your time machine right when you arrive and your knowledge of time travel does not protect you from death.

I wish all men would wear thongs instead of boxers or briefs.

[georgejorge]

I wish all men would wear thongs instead of boxers or briefs.

Granted, of course, men still wear pants just as they usually would so you see just as much underwear as usual.

oh. an the instant disinterest in boxers and briefs cripples the undergarment business causing a small economical depression for several years.

I wish I was very pregnant.

[curiousguy92]

Granted, but nobody wants to be you, so everyone kills themselves. :twisted:

I wish I could find the other half of my orange.

[sfhole2stretch]

Granted. For you henceforth this game will have no interest and you will no longer realize it exists.

I wish for hardcore domination to control my life in 2011

[uw_onsterfelijk]

Oh hey, ORANGES!