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curiousguy92 wrote:Granted, but you can't control which one you have at any given time. Mostly your body decides to stick with Maggott's power:
Your digestive system is two giant slugs that can eat through things. Like your esophagus.
I wish my apartment was clean.
boomsmee wrote:Tangy: Granted. You can start with a books on tape course on elementary school grammar. Feel free to curse the exam you have next week.
NOSTR0M0:Granted. Your wife is now a mad scientist, and she makes a clone of you, but it isn't a perfect copy and he is a very happy person that has a fetish for sucking on roosters. While legally married to both copies of you, she refuses to have sex with the rooster sucker. Also Mrs. Bubba has sex with you as punishment for not granting the previous wish.
I wish every politician the planet would suddenly turn into cows.
I wish i could go back in time and live in a different era
curiousguy92 wrote:Granted, you've been given a spot on a new reality show opera competition. Too bad you can only sing when you're naked.
I wish I could do my homework really fast and understand all the material.
KIY wrote:Granted. You are now named Jacob Lautner; unfortunately, you are the only one to know it, and no documentation reflects your new name. The only change is in your mind.
KIY wrote:Granted. You are now named Jacob Lautner; unfortunately, you are the only one to know it, and no documentation reflects your new name. The only change is in your mind.
I wish I had a US$1,000,000,000 budget surplus.
psiboi1977 wrote:Granted you are now the new Trojan Extra Small condom, impervious to all diseases.
I wish curiousguy92's wish was granted exactly as he wished it.
curiousguy92 wrote:Granted, but the guy who made that batch laced the filling with arsenic, so you die right after you eat it.
I wish I was a bodybuilding fitness model.
steelchastityboi wrote:I wish a shock collar is permanently installed around psiboi1977's cock and balls and gets an electric shock each time outkast1728 replies to a post.
Tangy wrote:i wish i could find a file that gives me female Reproductive organs without being horny, for men.Uterus ovary's and a womb.and if any men is bad enough to make me pregnant then and only then i would be yours
outkast1728 wrote:KIY wrote:Granted. You are now named Jacob Lautner; unfortunately, you are the only one to know it, and no documentation reflects your new name. The only change is in your mind.
good enough for me
psiboi1977 wrote:granted. you now can only listen to a file twice before it completes its effect on you, but there is only one of each kind of file left in the world and it leaves you only halfway towards the final result.
i wish outkast had his wish revert his to having six pack abdominal muscles.
curiousguy92 wrote:Granted, but now you spend 24 hours a day at work, but you only make $0.25/hour.
I wish all men were bodybuilders.
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