Jokes Time

[Tangy]

You know you have Telekinesis, When you are Able to Move your Biles. :lol: 8O




What happen when you cross a cat with a Pussy?

[Tangy]

[quote="Tangy"]You know you have Telekinesis, When you are Able to Move your Biles. :lol: 8O [/quote]


You Know you have ESP When you are able to Spell your own Name Correctly.

[Tangy]

[quote="Tangy"][quote="Tangy"]You know you have Telekinesis, When you are Able to Move your Biles. :lol: 8O [/quote]


You Know you have ESP When you are able to Spell your own Name Correctly.[/quote]


You know you have Esp When you can see yourself in the Mirror :o

[Tangy]

[quote="Tangy"][quote="Tangy"][quote="Tangy"]You know you have Telekinesis, When you are Able to Move your Biles. :lol: 8O [/quote]


You Know you have ESP When you are able to Spell your own Name Correctly.[/quote]


You know you have Esp When you can see yourself in the Mirror :o[/quote]


You know you have X-ray Vision When you can see through solid Glass Windows. :o

[uw_onsterfelijk]

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[Tangy]

[quote="Tangy"][quote="Tangy"][quote="Tangy"]You know you have Telekinesis, When you are Able to Move your Biles. :lol: 8O [/quote]


You Know you have ESP When you are able to Spell your own Name Correctly.[/quote]


You know you have Esp When you can see yourself in the Mirror :o[/quote]

[boomsmee]

How do you keep people reading this thread in suspense?

(Check back later for answer)

[Tangy]

[quote="Tangy"][quote="Tangy"][quote="Tangy"][quote="Tangy"]You know you have Telekinesis, When you are Able to Move your Biles. :lol: 8O [/quote]


You Know you have ESP When you are able to Spell your own Name Correctly.[/quote]


You know you have Esp When you can see yourself in the Mirror :o[/quote]


You know you have X-ray Vision When you can see through solid Glass Windows. :o[/quote]


When you can leap tall building in a single bound you you are in a parachute :o

[dark_wolf49]

I wanna know what you get when you do cross a cat with a pussy???

[Tangy]

[quote="dark_wolf49":6b/\[url=(https?:\/\/[^\s\[]+):$uid\](.*?)\[\/url:$uid\]/i1b3ef]I wanna know what you get when you do cross a cat with a pussy???[/quote:6b/\[url=(https?:\/\/[^\s\[]+):$uid\](.*?)\[\/url:$uid\]/i1b3ef]


Pussycat :o

[dark_wolf49]

:o :o :D :roll: :D :D :roll: :D :D :D :D :D Thats a good one

[Tangy]

[quote="dark_wolf49"]:o :o :D :roll: :D :D :roll: :D :D :D :D :D Thats a good one[/quote]



What Do you call a person who opens his coat while naked to passing cars on a hot day? :o

[dark_wolf49]

A hot streak(er)

[Tangy]

[quote="dark_wolf49":7f513d/\[url=(https?:\/\/[^\s\[]+):$uid\](.*?)\[\/url:$uid\]/i1]A hot streak(er)[/quote:7f513d/\[url=(https?:\/\/[^\s\[]+):$uid\](.*?)\[\/url:$uid\]/i1]



:lol: you got it Or a Hot Flasher

[Calimore]

[quote="Tangy"][quote="dark_wolf49"]A hot streak(er)[/quote]

:lol: you got it Or a Hot Flasher[/quote]

Better that than getting hot flashes.

How is a raven like a writing desk?

[dark_wolf49]

How?????

[ipnosi]

Poe wrote on both of them

[Calimore]

[quote="ipnosi"]Poe wrote on both of them[/quote]

Very good! Also acceptable: Both are known for the flat notes they produce.

But you did not in include a posey yourself...

No matter.

Martin stared through the dirty window on the 21st floor of the office building. He became overwhelmed by depression, slid open the window and jumped through. It's a straight drop outside the building to the ground. He landed unhurt although there was nothing to cushion him or slow his descent. How was he able to survive?

[Calimore]

I've been posting riddles when this thread supposed to be about jokes! Okay, here's one:

A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named 'Amal.' The other goes to a family in Spain, they name him 'Juan'. Years later; Juan sends a picture of himself to his mum. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal. Her husband responds, ''But they are twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal.''