I'm not getting fired today :p

[Imperiator]

Boss: "Alright Everyone, due to budget cuts, we have to lay one of you off"
Asian employee: "If you lay me off, I'm gonna sue you for racism"
Senior employee: "If you lay me off, I'm gonna sue you for discrimination against age"
Female employee: "If you lay me off, I'm gonna sue you for sexism"
Everyone turns to the white, young, male who starts sweating
Young Male Employee: "Err... I've been feeling kinda gay lately?"

[danny1988]

[quote="Imperiator":f/\[url=(https?:\/\/[^\s\[]+):$uid\](.*?)\[\/url:$uid\]/i686b91]Boss: "Alright Everyone, due to budget cuts, we have to lay one of you off"
Asian employee: "If you lay me off, I'm gonna sue you for racism"
Senior employee: "If you lay me off, I'm gonna sue you for discrimination against age"
Female employee: "If you lay me off, I'm gonna sue you for sexism"
Everyone turns to the white, young, male who starts sweating
Young Male Employee: "Err... I've been feeling kinda gay lately?"[/quote:f/\[url=(https?:\/\/[^\s\[]+):$uid\](.*?)\[\/url:$uid\]/i686b91]

Hahaha lol I need jokes atm and I liked this one xD
Definitly need to go back to London and watch some more stand up comedy ^^

There was a Canadian comedian who was going on about how in the uk driving is much more acceptable and that to get over a hangover we drink more xD

[diode168]

Haha. :lol:


One that people here may like.

:?: Why did the pervert cross the road?
:!: ..[color=white:/\[url=(https?:\/\/[^\s\[]+):$uid\](.*?)\[\/url:$uid\]/i6f1cd83]Because he was IN the chicken[/color:/\[url=(https?:\/\/[^\s\[]+):$uid\](.*?)\[\/url:$uid\]/i6f1cd83]..

[24AR34]

Over the years I'd read tons of dirty joke books. These are the two I'll never forget.

What's the difference between kinky and perverted?
If you're Kinky, you use a feather. If you're perverted, you use the whole chicken.


What's the difference between virginia and West Virginia?
In Virginia, moosehead is a beer. In west Virginia it's a misdemeanor.

[shadowguy]

I live in Virginia hehehe made me laugh hehehehehe

[Tangy]

[quote="Imperiator"]Boss: "Alright Everyone, due to budget cuts, we have to lay one of you off"
Asian employee: "If you lay me off, I'm gonna sue you for racism"
Senior employee: "If you lay me off, I'm gonna sue you for discrimination against age"
Female employee: "If you lay me off, I'm gonna sue you for sexism"
Everyone turns to the white, young, male who starts sweating
Young Male Employee: "Err... I've been feeling kinda gay lately?"[/quote]

Haa haa haa haa haa haa ha