Non-sequitur

by **goldragon_70** » October 18th, 2005, 9:41 am

Who defines what insanity is? :?:

by **morrcomm** » October 18th, 2005, 9:43 am

johnbohnrevenge wrote:
morrcomm wrote:Commas are a sign of weakness.
Weakness is a sign of strength. Strength is a sign of commas.
Life is confusing. Live with it - or rather, don't :wink: . (Interpret it however you like)

And only one comma used. I salute you! :wink:

by **missypuss** » October 18th, 2005, 11:22 am

Life has become so much clearer now the fog has lifted. :twisted:

by **Mallic** » October 18th, 2005, 11:27 pm

goldragon_70 wrote:Who defines what insanity is? :?:

Speak for yourself

by **johnbohnrevenge** » October 18th, 2005, 11:52 pm

Apple juice!(The only way to live)

by **Mallic** » October 19th, 2005, 12:11 am

BEAR CLAWS! (the only way to die)

by **johnbohnrevenge** » October 19th, 2005, 11:43 pm

Gingevitis! (The only way to... um... okay, you win.)

by **missypuss** » October 19th, 2005, 11:50 pm

Lex Luther.

by **Mallic** » October 20th, 2005, 6:52 am

Nice new avatar Puss (or is it Missy?)

by **missypuss** » October 20th, 2005, 10:52 am

Why you can call me whatever u like Mallic my darling....xx(Another day another new face and identity)

by **goldragon_70** » October 20th, 2005, 5:55 pm

Missypuss, that a good avitar, for being such a small file, it has a good resolution.

by **johnbohnrevenge** » October 20th, 2005, 11:55 pm

goldragon_70 wrote:Missypuss, that a good avitar, for being such a small file, it has a good resolution.

That's all very well, but where the fries are my fries!? :evil:

by **Mallic** » October 22nd, 2005, 6:35 am

My poo smells like piss

by **missypuss** » October 23rd, 2005, 9:55 am

Virtual Reality is it real??

by **johnbohnrevenge** » October 26th, 2005, 12:51 am

missypuss wrote:Virtual Reality is it real??

In theory, yes. In practice, it's about as real as governmental co-ordination.

Arrow here included for your viewing pleasure: :arrow:

by **Mallic** » October 26th, 2005, 1:03 am

Here is a face from my pooing pleasure :x

by **goldragon_70** » October 26th, 2005, 10:37 am

missypuss wrote:Virtual Reality is it real??

If you believe it is, then it is real to you. :p

by **missypuss** » October 26th, 2005, 11:20 am

Mallic are you having a real shit or a virtual one ?????

by **Mallic** » October 26th, 2005, 8:09 pm

I wheeled my comp into the bathroom

by **missypuss** » October 26th, 2005, 11:52 pm

Nice . Can we have a picture of the face for real?

by **Mallic** » October 27th, 2005, 5:49 am

by **missypuss** » October 27th, 2005, 11:13 am

Aw shucks.. not even if i provide the cam?

by **goldragon_70** » October 27th, 2005, 7:39 pm

I could take the picture. :p

by **Ceot** » November 2nd, 2005, 5:47 am

If life is this, Then what did I miss?
Oh wait this is insanity!

And if your to blame, and your the sane.
Then i,d rather give up on humanity.

But this is amiss.
I am lost in your bliss.

Uh....you know what?
F@#$ poetry.....

Holly hell hole batman. I cant beleive she drank that.
Yes robin. That glass was filled with all the naturally created
nutreints the body needs to survive.

:wink: Any one want a glass?

(bought time I just said something stupid)

by **missypuss** » November 2nd, 2005, 12:02 pm

Stoopid is as stoopid does Ceot..! :P

by **Ceot** » November 2nd, 2005, 9:29 pm

Salutes...!

by **Mallic** » November 2nd, 2005, 11:06 pm

/spit

by **Mallic** » November 13th, 2005, 10:14 pm

by **Ceot** » November 15th, 2005, 8:13 am

I am the tears we must wheep.
Said the falling rain.

by **Mallic** » November 16th, 2005, 10:02 pm

And I was like, WOW!! DM VC RUN NKD LVL25+!!!!

by **johnbohnrevenge** » November 24th, 2005, 6:24 am

This topic is a waste of space, and deserves to die. While I'm not a strong advocate of killing in the name of justice (or even injustice), I feel that sadism could be used to justify the brutal deletion of the aformentioned thread. In response to your inevitable response, shut the f*** up.

I have just wasted 34 seconds of my life, reaching a grand total of 3 hours 22 minutes and 7 seconds.

by **Primus** » November 24th, 2005, 1:22 pm

Nobody told you you had to read this post.

by **Mallic** » November 24th, 2005, 5:52 pm

Primus, this is what you are thinking right now:

Primus:

by **johnbohnrevenge** » November 24th, 2005, 10:03 pm

This topic alone justifies the very existence of these forums. While I usually don't blurt random praise (let alone flatter), I feel that this topic should be made even more prominent, for example, by adding a link to it in the Modules bar at the left. In response to whatever you're about to say, I don't care. Unless, of course, you agree with me.

According to my stopwatch, I have been typing this post for 73.28 seconds, giving me a grand total of, well, 73.28 seconds.

EDIT: Primus, are you questioning my faulty judgement? Huh? Huh?

by **Primus** » November 25th, 2005, 12:35 am

I haven't a clue, I posted that when I was really tired

by **Mallic** » November 25th, 2005, 1:00 am

I was wasted when I did Primus......

by **futile_mind** » November 26th, 2005, 10:25 am

johnbohnrevenge wrote:This topic is a waste of space, and deserves to die. While I'm not a strong advocate of killing in the name of justice (or even injustice), I feel that sadism could be used to justify the brutal deletion of the aformentioned thread. In response to your inevitable response, shut the f*** up.

I have just wasted 34 seconds of my life, reaching a grand total of 3 hours 22 minutes and 7 seconds.

This thread does not exist, therefore you did not make this post, therefore you did not waste 34 seconds of your life. You should be happy for not wasting your life.

by **Mallic** » November 26th, 2005, 4:54 pm

BE QUITE I CAN'T THINK WITH ALL THE NOISE

12.25 seconds (not inculding this bit) a bit long cause I have a habit of holding down SHIFT

by **futile_mind** » November 27th, 2005, 9:43 am

The quite has 4 meanings:

Meaning #1: to a degree
Meaning #2: to the greatest extent; completely
Meaning #3: of an unusually noticeable or exceptional or remarkable kind
Meaning #4: actually or truly or to an extreme

All definitions of quite are used as adverbs not adjectives, so I can not be quite. I can, however, be quite quiet.

by **missypuss** » November 27th, 2005, 3:17 pm

I have not got the foggiest idea.......... :wink:

by **johnbohnrevenge** » November 27th, 2005, 3:34 pm

...if I go backwards around the board, do I still get to collect $200 at GO?

by **Mallic** » November 30th, 2005, 8:45 pm

No, but you still have to vist jail

by **Wynfrith** » November 30th, 2005, 11:58 pm

People tend to look at you differently after you stuff a voodoo doll with laxatives.

by **missypuss** » December 1st, 2005, 1:18 am

So thats why I was on the toilet all day yesterday.... :lol:

by **sandy82** » December 3rd, 2005, 12:02 am

johnbohnrevenge wrote:...if I go backwards around the board, do I still get to collect $200 at GO?

I'm not sure, but you're still eligible for second prize in the beauty contest. :wink:

by **Mallic** » December 3rd, 2005, 12:26 am

By order of sandy82, head of the DOA water company, a bounty of ONE HUNDRED (100) GOLD is hereby placed on Mallic. First person to bring sandy82 this excrement will be paid the sum.

by **sandy82** » December 3rd, 2005, 1:07 am

Mallic wrote:By order of sandy82, head of the DOA water company, a bounty of ONE HUNDRED (100) GOLD is hereby placed on Mallic. First person to bring sandy82 this excrement will be paid the sum.

An utter forgery! :D Mallic and I were just exchanging pleasant PMs. Besides, there are probably not 100 gold anythings left in the US. All have been sent to Beijing to pay for keeping Wal-Mart suitably stocked.

But I have an alternative to the spurious bounty. Summer is fast approaching in Australia. If anyone can find out Mallic's home address, we can all go to Oz for a super holiday!

by **Mallic** » December 3rd, 2005, 1:08 am

I'm so sorry, I got the names the wrong way around :wink:

Mallic (Diarrhea flows like a river)

by **Primus** » December 3rd, 2005, 2:32 am

as for the 100 gold bounty. Unlike some of the rest of you I suppose I am somewhat quite untrusting of the US's economic stability, there are 240 gold bars in a vault at my house. Should the US dollar devalue anymore I suspect I shall make out like the Queen that I am...

Incidently most of these bars have been in my family since the '50s when a dollar was a dollar

by **johnbohnrevenge** » December 3rd, 2005, 5:29 am

Primus wrote:as for the 100 gold bounty. Unlike some of the rest of you I suppose I am somewhat quite untrusting of the US's economic stability, there are 240 gold bars in a vault at my house. Should the US dollar devalue anymore I suspect I shall make out like the Queen that I am...

Incidently most of these bars have been in my family since the '50s when a dollar was a dollar

Someone seems to be suspiciously keeping on-topic...

BURN THE WETCH!

In other news, the person quoting this post has been dead for seven minutes.

Non-sequitur

Uh...?

Salutes

Kool

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