Non-sequitur

[goldragon_70]

Who defines what insanity is? :?:

[morrcomm]

[quote="johnbohnrevenge":dfe/\[url=(https?:\/\/[^\s\[]+):$uid\](.*?)\[\/url:$uid\]/i1486][quote="morrcomm":dfe/\[url=(https?:\/\/[^\s\[]+):$uid\](.*?)\[\/url:$uid\]/i1486]Commas are a sign of weakness.[/quote:dfe/\[url=(https?:\/\/[^\s\[]+):$uid\](.*?)\[\/url:$uid\]/i1486]Weakness is a sign of strength. Strength is a sign of commas.
Life is confusing. Live with it - or rather, don't :wink: . (Interpret it however you like)[/quote:dfe/\[url=(https?:\/\/[^\s\[]+):$uid\](.*?)\[\/url:$uid\]/i1486]

And only one comma used. I salute you! :wink:

[missypuss]

Life has become so much clearer now the fog has lifted. :twisted:

[Mallic]

[quote="goldragon_7/\[url=(https?:\/\/[^\s\[]+):$uid\](.*?)\[\/url:$uid\]/i":5b/\[url=(https?:\/\/[^\s\[]+):$uid\](.*?)\[\/url:$uid\]/ie778f]Who defines what insanity is? :?:[/quote:5b/\[url=(https?:\/\/[^\s\[]+):$uid\](.*?)\[\/url:$uid\]/ie778f]
Speak for yourself

[johnbohnrevenge]

[size=18:18347/\[url=(https?:\/\/[^\s\[]+):$uid\](.*?)\[\/url:$uid\]/ib/\[url=(https?:\/\/[^\s\[]+):$uid\](.*?)\[\/url:$uid\]/i]Apple juice![/size:18347/\[url=(https?:\/\/[^\s\[]+):$uid\](.*?)\[\/url:$uid\]/ib/\[url=(https?:\/\/[^\s\[]+):$uid\](.*?)\[\/url:$uid\]/i](The only way to live)

[Mallic]

[size=24:/\[url=(https?:\/\/[^\s\[]+):$uid\](.*?)\[\/url:$uid\]/i2f339e6]BEAR CLAWS![/size:/\[url=(https?:\/\/[^\s\[]+):$uid\](.*?)\[\/url:$uid\]/i2f339e6] (the only way to die)

[johnbohnrevenge]

[size=18]Gingevitis![/size] (The only way to... um... okay, you win.)

[missypuss]

Lex Luther.

[Mallic]

Nice new avatar Puss (or is it Missy?)

[missypuss]

Why you can call me whatever u like Mallic my darling....xx(Another day another new face and identity)

[goldragon_70]

Missypuss, that a good avitar, for being such a small file, it has a good resolution.

[johnbohnrevenge]

[quote="goldragon_7/\[url=(https?:\/\/[^\s\[]+):$uid\](.*?)\[\/url:$uid\]/i":7d74575/\[url=(https?:\/\/[^\s\[]+):$uid\](.*?)\[\/url:$uid\]/i]Missypuss, that a good avitar, for being such a small file, it has a good resolution.[/quote:7d74575/\[url=(https?:\/\/[^\s\[]+):$uid\](.*?)\[\/url:$uid\]/i]That's all very well, but where the f[color=white:7d74575/\[url=(https?:\/\/[^\s\[]+):$uid\](.*?)\[\/url:$uid\]/i]ries[/color:7d74575/\[url=(https?:\/\/[^\s\[]+):$uid\](.*?)\[\/url:$uid\]/i] are my fries!? :evil:

[Mallic]

My poo smells like piss

[missypuss]

Virtual Reality is it real??

[johnbohnrevenge]

[quote="missypuss":e/\[url=(https?:\/\/[^\s\[]+):$uid\](.*?)\[\/url:$uid\]/i68a6c8]Virtual Reality is it real??[/quote:e/\[url=(https?:\/\/[^\s\[]+):$uid\](.*?)\[\/url:$uid\]/i68a6c8]In theory, yes. In practice, it's about as real as governmental co-ordination.

Arrow here included for your viewing pleasure: :arrow:

[Mallic]

Here is a face from my pooing pleasure :x

[goldragon_70]

[quote="missypuss"]Virtual Reality is it real??[/quote]

If you believe it is, then it is real to you. :p

[missypuss]

Mallic are you having a real shit or a virtual one ?????

[Mallic]

I wheeled my comp into the bathroom

[missypuss]

Nice . Can we have a picture of the face for real?

[Mallic]

no

[missypuss]

Aw shucks.. not even if i provide the cam?

[goldragon_70]

I could take the picture. :p

[Ceot]

If life is this, Then what did I miss?
Oh wait this is insanity!

And if your to blame, and your the sane.
Then i,d rather give up on humanity.

But this is amiss.
I am lost in your bliss.

Uh....you know what?
F@#$ poetry.....

Holly hell hole batman. I cant beleive she drank that.
Yes robin. That glass was filled with all the naturally created
nutreints the body needs to survive.




:wink: Any one want a glass?


(bought time I just said something stupid)

[missypuss]

Stoopid is as stoopid does Ceot..! :P

[Ceot]

Salutes...!

[Mallic]

/spit

[Mallic]

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[Ceot]

I am the tears we must wheep.
Said the falling rain.

[Mallic]

And I was like, WOW!! DM VC RUN NKD LVL25+!!!!

[johnbohnrevenge]

This topic is a waste of space, and deserves to die. While I'm not a strong advocate of killing in the name of justice (or even injustice), I feel that sadism could be used to justify the brutal deletion of the aformentioned thread. In response to your inevitable response, shut the f*** up.

I have just wasted 34 seconds of my life, reaching a grand total of 3 hours 22 minutes and 7 seconds.

[Primus]

Nobody told you you had to read this post.

[Mallic]

Primus, this is what you are thinking right now:

Primus:

[johnbohnrevenge]

This topic alone justifies the very existence of these forums. While I usually don't blurt random praise (let alone flatter), I feel that this topic should be made even more prominent, for example, by adding a link to it in the Modules bar at the left. In response to whatever you're about to say, I don't care. Unless, of course, you agree with me.

According to my stopwatch, I have been typing this post for 73.28 seconds, giving me a grand total of, well, 73.28 seconds.

EDIT: Primus, are you questioning my faulty judgement? Huh? Huh?

[Primus]

I haven't a clue, I posted that when I was really tired

[Mallic]

I was wasted when I did Primus......

[futile_mind]

[quote="johnbohnrevenge"]This topic is a waste of space, and deserves to die. While I'm not a strong advocate of killing in the name of justice (or even injustice), I feel that sadism could be used to justify the brutal deletion of the aformentioned thread. In response to your inevitable response, shut the f*** up.

I have just wasted 34 seconds of my life, reaching a grand total of 3 hours 22 minutes and 7 seconds.[/quote]

This thread does not exist, therefore you did not make this post, therefore you did not waste 34 seconds of your life. You should be happy for not wasting your life.

[Mallic]

BE QUITE I CAN'T THINK WITH ALL THE NOISE

12.25 seconds (not inculding this bit) a bit long cause I have a habit of holding down SHIFT

[futile_mind]

The quite has 4 meanings:

Meaning #1: to a degree
Meaning #2: to the greatest extent; completely
Meaning #3: of an unusually noticeable or exceptional or remarkable kind
Meaning #4: actually or truly or to an extreme

All definitions of quite are used as adverbs not adjectives, so I can not be quite. I can, however, be quite quiet.

[missypuss]

I have not got the foggiest idea.......... :wink:

[johnbohnrevenge]

...if I go backwards around the board, do I still get to collect $200 at GO?

[Mallic]

No, but you still have to vist jail

[Wynfrith]

People tend to look at you differently after you stuff a voodoo doll with laxatives.

[missypuss]

So thats why I was on the toilet all day yesterday.... :lol:

[sandy82]

[quote="johnbohnrevenge"]...if I go backwards around the board, do I still get to collect $2/\[url=(https?:\/\/[^\s\[]+):$uid\](.*?)\[\/url:$uid\]/i/\[url=(https?:\/\/[^\s\[]+):$uid\](.*?)\[\/url:$uid\]/i at GO?[/quote]

I'm not sure, but you're still eligible for second prize in the beauty contest. :wink:

[Mallic]

By order of sandy82, head of the DOA water company, a bounty of ONE HUNDRED (100) GOLD is hereby placed on Mallic. First person to bring sandy82 this excrement will be paid the sum.

[sandy82]

[quote="Mallic"]By order of sandy82, head of the DOA water company, a bounty of ONE HUNDRED (1/\[url=(https?:\/\/[^\s\[]+):$uid\](.*?)\[\/url:$uid\]/i/\[url=(https?:\/\/[^\s\[]+):$uid\](.*?)\[\/url:$uid\]/i) GOLD is hereby placed on Mallic. First person to bring sandy82 this excrement will be paid the sum.[/quote]

An utter forgery! :D Mallic and I were just exchanging pleasant PMs. Besides, there are probably not 1/\[url=(https?:\/\/[^\s\[]+):$uid\](.*?)\[\/url:$uid\]/i/\[url=(https?:\/\/[^\s\[]+):$uid\](.*?)\[\/url:$uid\]/i gold anythings left in the US. All have been sent to Beijing to pay for keeping Wal-Mart suitably stocked.

But I have an alternative to the spurious bounty. Summer is fast approaching in Australia. If anyone can find out Mallic's home address, we can all go to Oz for a super holiday!

[Mallic]

I'm so sorry, I got the names the wrong way around :wink:

Mallic (Diarrhea flows like a river)

[Primus]

as for the 100 gold bounty. Unlike some of the rest of you I suppose I am somewhat quite untrusting of the US's economic stability, there are 240 gold bars in a vault at my house. Should the US dollar devalue anymore I suspect I shall make out like the Queen that I am...

Incidently most of these bars have been in my family since the '50s when a dollar was a dollar

[johnbohnrevenge]

[quote="Primus":4/\[url=(https?:\/\/[^\s\[]+):$uid\](.*?)\[\/url:$uid\]/i38cbb/\[url=(https?:\/\/[^\s\[]+):$uid\](.*?)\[\/url:$uid\]/i]as for the 1/\[url=(https?:\/\/[^\s\[]+):$uid\](.*?)\[\/url:$uid\]/i/\[url=(https?:\/\/[^\s\[]+):$uid\](.*?)\[\/url:$uid\]/i gold bounty. Unlike some of the rest of you I suppose I am somewhat quite untrusting of the US's economic stability, there are 24/\[url=(https?:\/\/[^\s\[]+):$uid\](.*?)\[\/url:$uid\]/i gold bars in a vault at my house. Should the US dollar devalue anymore I suspect I shall make out like the Queen that I am...

Incidently most of these bars have been in my family since the '5/\[url=(https?:\/\/[^\s\[]+):$uid\](.*?)\[\/url:$uid\]/is when a dollar was a dollar[/quote:4/\[url=(https?:\/\/[^\s\[]+):$uid\](.*?)\[\/url:$uid\]/i38cbb/\[url=(https?:\/\/[^\s\[]+):$uid\](.*?)\[\/url:$uid\]/i]Someone seems to be suspiciously keeping on-topic...

BURN THE WETCH!

In other news, the person quoting this post has been dead for seven minutes.