WarpMyMind

Posted: **December 3rd, 2005, 5:32 am**

*Tune of Simon and Garfunkel plays in the background*

Mallic (Waiting in line is for wimps... I wanna be executed first)

Posted: **December 4th, 2005, 7:04 am**

Who the hell watches the 'National jump-rope chamionships'? Will the televison stop spewing out this cr.....oh bouncy...

Mallic (I'd rather be a traffic light than a tree)

Posted: **December 4th, 2005, 3:00 pm**

Turn on. Tune in. Drop out.

Can anyone tell me who spoke those words?

Posted: **December 4th, 2005, 4:03 pm**

Your brother is leaving his wife.

Posted: **December 4th, 2005, 6:34 pm**

Does this mean I should get together with my brother?

Mallic (Before hitting 'Submit', think about what you have typed. Go kill yourself for it)

Posted: **January 22nd, 2006, 4:11 pm**

*cough*

Posted: **January 22nd, 2006, 5:13 pm**

*hack* *hack*
Looks at projectiles from mouth... sees blood....

"Snap! I have the black plauge! Oh well... I grew tired of living anyway"
*spontaneously combusts*

Posted: **January 22nd, 2006, 8:22 pm**

Brian...Theres a message in my Alphabets....It says 'OOOoooooooo..."

Posted: **January 22nd, 2006, 8:26 pm**

When did they they change the meaning of for to from?

They had a meeting last night.

Why wasn't I informed?

They send you a note but since it said for Peter, you must have... Its just easier to say your dumb.

Posted: **January 23rd, 2006, 6:43 pm**

Stewie wrote:
Mallic wrote:Brian...Theres a message in my Alphabets....It says 'OOOoooooooo..."
....Peter, those are cheerios

Fitting that you backed me up on that one...

Posted: **February 1st, 2006, 9:48 pm**

If the glove does not fit, you must aquit... unless it's obvious that he is making his hand bigger!

Posted: **February 1st, 2006, 11:20 pm**

My lawyer never told me that...

Posted: **February 2nd, 2006, 12:09 am**

my lawyer just told me to remember these to phrases
"I cannot recall"
and
"I was afraid for my life"

Posted: **February 2nd, 2006, 4:03 pm**

When they ammend the constitution to allow Arnold Swertzenager to become president we should send the movies with him to all of our enemies and label them "based on a true story".

Posted: **February 2nd, 2006, 10:45 pm**

'I refuse to testify on the grounds that my organs will be ground into a patty.'

'Ah yes, the 66th amendment!'

Posted: **February 3rd, 2006, 6:32 pm**

As long as none of these none existing posts dont affect my pink miniature giraffe called gerald ( even though he thinks he is a squirrel working in an IT office which i dont have the heart to tell him otherwise.)Then the results will be 37-23 to the blue team.

P.S Wibble wibble kerplunk wheres my thriblet

Posted: **February 4th, 2006, 12:23 am**

There is a differance between non-sequitur and insanity

Posted: **February 4th, 2006, 11:54 pm**

Who is the president of insanity? Who is the governor of brain damage? Who makes everyone insane... I'll tell you who...
Richie Brendan Meverick!!!

Posted: **February 6th, 2006, 10:58 pm**

While I look upon the post I made two days ago...
And wait for my mingd to go status quo...
I wonder about what I said....
And before I go to bed...
I'll ask a question that is as hard as a brick...
Who is Richie Brendan Meverick???

:lol: :lol:

Posted: **February 8th, 2006, 5:56 am**

whatthe75 wrote:Wibble wibble kerplunk wheres my thriblet

I believe the quote is, as spoken by Kryten

"His name was Gilbet, but he prefered to be called 'Ramaseyes Niblick the 3rd, kurplunk, kurplunck, whoops, where's me thribble? A sad case..."

Posted: **February 12th, 2006, 2:04 am**

eight days ago you called him crazy
four days ago you called him brilient. (I know it's mispelled)
Today I call you John F. Kerry!!

Posted: **February 12th, 2006, 4:28 am**

LOL -_- n00b

Posted: **February 12th, 2006, 9:46 pm**

Mr rimmer sir ,you are a Smmmeeeeeeeeggggg Heeeaaaaaaddddddd!

Posted: **February 12th, 2006, 10:47 pm**

It's a banana

Posted: **February 13th, 2006, 9:55 am**

whatthe75 wrote:Mr rimmer sir ,you are a Smmmeeeeeeeeggggg Heeeaaaaaaddddddd!

Love watching Red Dwarf, when I can.

Posted: **February 13th, 2006, 2:23 pm**

goldragon_70 wrote:
whatthe75 wrote:Mr rimmer sir ,you are a Smmmeeeeeeeeggggg Heeeaaaaaaddddddd!

Love watching Red Dwarf, when I can.

Hey!, What about my banana quip?

Posted: **February 13th, 2006, 11:13 pm**

The 13th page! There is evil lurking...

Posted: **February 14th, 2006, 10:31 pm**

La-la-la-la-la Lola!

Posted: **February 14th, 2006, 10:53 pm**

Its a female aardvark.

Its an off duty bulgarian traffic warden.

Posted: **February 14th, 2006, 11:52 pm**

He kept waving a banana in-front of me and called it a female aadvark

Posted: **February 15th, 2006, 6:48 pm**

Bleah! :twisted: hee hee hee!

Posted: **February 15th, 2006, 11:07 pm**

What part of the female aardvark you thinking of eating? Ohh, you mean sex...

Posted: **February 16th, 2006, 12:57 am**

Here comes the evil lurker... :twisted:

Posted: **February 16th, 2006, 1:34 am**

nice timing

Posted: **February 16th, 2006, 1:49 pm**

Well Mallic they do say timing is everything, and I like to come at the most convenient time for everyone. :wink:

Posted: **February 16th, 2006, 2:50 pm**

Anyone thing this thread iss getting old?

Posted: **February 16th, 2006, 8:58 pm**

I do indeed

Posted: **February 20th, 2006, 5:43 pm**

Mommy make the voices stop.
Their starting to make alot of sense.

Posted: **February 20th, 2006, 5:45 pm**

Sweetie,

The voice aren't really real, despite the fact they have so many good ideas.

PK

Posted: **February 20th, 2006, 10:37 pm**

Went to FL over the week... Went to Kennedy Space Center... Saw a mental patient saying "TIME!! 9 O'CLOCK!!! TIME..." You know what... that wasn't even the time ata the time... I was driving home and when I got to my state and I looked at the clock guess what time it was... 9:00!!

Posted: **February 27th, 2006, 9:53 pm**

Now I know why dogs lick their testicals.

Posted: **March 13th, 2006, 6:55 pm**

So THIS is what the bigwigs do at WMM when they're bored. :wink:

Posted: **March 13th, 2006, 8:06 pm**

LoL, yeap, this is all they have to look forward to in their day.

Posted: **March 14th, 2006, 1:15 am**

AND GOD SAID: LET THERE BE SPICY NACHO FLAVORED DORITOS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

and little charon was very happy.

Posted: **March 14th, 2006, 10:16 am**

Could I just get an order of Spicy Nacho Chips, Please?

Posted: **March 14th, 2006, 4:46 pm**

Fuck! I'd settle for regular nachos!

Posted: **March 14th, 2006, 5:36 pm**

Fuck! I'd settle for cheese!

Posted: **March 14th, 2006, 6:37 pm**

Fuck! ...

Posted: **March 14th, 2006, 6:48 pm**

Posted: **March 14th, 2006, 7:01 pm**

WarpMyMind

Non-sequitur

ahhh

Voices