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Jokes Time
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December 30th, 2012, 4:19 pmby Tangy
You know you have Telekinesis, When you are Able to Move your Biles. :lol: 8O
What happen when you cross a cat with a Pussy?
Re: Jokes Time
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December 30th, 2012, 6:25 pmby Tangy
Tangy wrote:You know you have Telekinesis, When you are Able to Move your Biles. :lol: 8O
You Know you have ESP When you are able to Spell your own Name Correctly.
Re: Jokes Time
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December 30th, 2012, 11:08 pmby Tangy
Tangy wrote:Tangy wrote:You know you have Telekinesis, When you are Able to Move your Biles. :lol: 8O
You Know you have ESP When you are able to Spell your own Name Correctly.
You know you have Esp When you can see yourself in the Mirror :o
Re: Jokes Time
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December 31st, 2012, 10:42 amby Tangy
Tangy wrote:Tangy wrote:Tangy wrote:You know you have Telekinesis, When you are Able to Move your Biles. :lol: 8O
You Know you have ESP When you are able to Spell your own Name Correctly.
You know you have Esp When you can see yourself in the Mirror :o
You know you have X-ray Vision When you can see through solid Glass Windows. :o
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December 31st, 2012, 11:58 amby uw_onsterfelijk
Re: Jokes Time
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December 31st, 2012, 10:55 pmby Tangy
Tangy wrote:Tangy wrote:Tangy wrote:You know you have Telekinesis, When you are Able to Move your Biles. :lol: 8O
You Know you have ESP When you are able to Spell your own Name Correctly.
You know you have Esp When you can see yourself in the Mirror :o
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January 1st, 2013, 3:04 amby boomsmee
How do you keep people reading this thread in suspense?
(Check back later for answer)
Re: Jokes Time
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January 24th, 2013, 4:29 pmby Tangy
Tangy wrote:Tangy wrote:Tangy wrote:Tangy wrote:You know you have Telekinesis, When you are Able to Move your Biles. :lol: 8O
You Know you have ESP When you are able to Spell your own Name Correctly.
You know you have Esp When you can see yourself in the Mirror :o
You know you have X-ray Vision When you can see through solid Glass Windows. :o
When you can leap tall building in a single bound you you are in a parachute :o
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January 25th, 2013, 7:24 amby dark_wolf49
I wanna know what you get when you do cross a cat with a pussy???
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January 26th, 2013, 3:14 amby Tangy
dark_wolf49 wrote:I wanna know what you get when you do cross a cat with a pussy???
Pussycat :o
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January 26th, 2013, 7:34 amby dark_wolf49
:o :o :D :roll: :D :D :roll: :D :D :D :D :D Thats a good one
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January 26th, 2013, 10:30 amby Tangy
dark_wolf49 wrote::o :o :D :roll: :D :D :roll: :D :D :D :D :D Thats a good one
What Do you call a person who opens his coat while naked to passing cars on a hot day? :o
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January 27th, 2013, 1:27 pmby dark_wolf49
A hot streak(er)
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January 28th, 2013, 12:01 amby Tangy
dark_wolf49 wrote:A hot streak(er)
:lol: you got it Or a Hot Flasher
Mmm, okay...
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January 28th, 2013, 8:47 amby Calimore
Tangy wrote:dark_wolf49 wrote:A hot streak(er)
:lol: you got it Or a Hot Flasher
Better that than getting hot flashes.
How is a raven like a writing desk?
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January 28th, 2013, 5:04 pmby dark_wolf49
How?????
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January 28th, 2013, 5:25 pmby ipnosi
Poe wrote on both of them
Reverend Doctor Charles L Dodgson
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January 28th, 2013, 8:49 pmby Calimore
ipnosi wrote:Poe wrote on both of them
Very good! Also acceptable: Both are known for the flat notes they produce.
But you did not in include a posey yourself...
No matter.
Martin stared through the dirty window on the 21st floor of the office building. He became overwhelmed by depression, slid open the window and jumped through. It's a straight drop outside the building to the ground. He landed unhurt although there was nothing to cushion him or slow his descent. How was he able to survive?
Oops!
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January 28th, 2013, 9:03 pmby Calimore
I've been posting riddles when this thread supposed to be about jokes! Okay, here's one:
A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named 'Amal.' The other goes to a family in Spain, they name him 'Juan'. Years later; Juan sends a picture of himself to his mum. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal. Her husband responds, ''But they are twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal.''
