WarpMyMind

Boss: "Alright Everyone, due to budget cuts, we have to lay one of you off"
Asian employee: "If you lay me off, I'm gonna sue you for racism"
Senior employee: "If you lay me off, I'm gonna sue you for discrimination against age"
Female employee: "If you lay me off, I'm gonna sue you for sexism"
Everyone turns to the white, young, male who starts sweating
Young Male Employee: "Err... I've been feeling kinda gay lately?"

Imperiator wrote:Boss: "Alright Everyone, due to budget cuts, we have to lay one of you off"
Asian employee: "If you lay me off, I'm gonna sue you for racism"
Senior employee: "If you lay me off, I'm gonna sue you for discrimination against age"
Female employee: "If you lay me off, I'm gonna sue you for sexism"
Everyone turns to the white, young, male who starts sweating
Young Male Employee: "Err... I've been feeling kinda gay lately?"

Hahaha lol I need jokes atm and I liked this one xD
Definitly need to go back to London and watch some more stand up comedy ^^

There was a Canadian comedian who was going on about how in the uk driving is much more acceptable and that to get over a hangover we drink more xD

Haha. :lol:


One that people here may like.

:?: Why did the pervert cross the road?
:!: ..Because he was IN the chicken..

Over the years I'd read tons of dirty joke books. These are the two I'll never forget.

What's the difference between kinky and perverted?
If you're Kinky, you use a feather. If you're perverted, you use the whole chicken.


What's the difference between virginia and West Virginia?
In Virginia, moosehead is a beer. In west Virginia it's a misdemeanor.

I live in Virginia hehehe made me laugh hehehehehe

Imperiator wrote:Boss: "Alright Everyone, due to budget cuts, we have to lay one of you off"
Asian employee: "If you lay me off, I'm gonna sue you for racism"
Senior employee: "If you lay me off, I'm gonna sue you for discrimination against age"
Female employee: "If you lay me off, I'm gonna sue you for sexism"
Everyone turns to the white, young, male who starts sweating
Young Male Employee: "Err... I've been feeling kinda gay lately?"

Haa haa haa haa haa haa ha