Posted: May 27th, 2005, 12:37 amSometimes I like pie....
Sometimes I don't....
Sometimes I don't....
WarpMyMind
Non-sequitur thread
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Posted: May 27th, 2005, 12:37 amPosted: May 27th, 2005, 1:11 amSpeaking of pies, my dogs hair is of medium length.
Posted: May 27th, 2005, 11:36 amYour Age by Sex Math. This is pretty neat! Check it out....
YOUR AGE BY SEX MATH
DON'T CHEAT BY SCROLLING DOWN FIRST!
It takes less than a minute....... Work this out as you read... You might need a small piece of scrap paper for simple addition and subtraction.
1. First of all, pick the number of times a week that you would like to have sex. (more than once but less than 10)
2. Multiply this number by 2 (Just to be bold)
3. Add 5. (for Sunday)
4. Multiply it by 50 I'll wait while you get the calculator................
5. If you have already had your birthday this year add
1755....
If you haven't, add 1754 ....
6. Now subtract the four digit year that you were born.
You should have a three digit number
The first digit of this was your original number (i.e., how many times you want to have sex each week).
The next two numbers are .........
YOUR AGE! (Oh YES, it is!!!!!)
THIS IS THE ONLY YEAR (2005) IT WILL EVER WORK, SO SPREAD IT AROUND > > WHILE IT LASTS...
YOUR AGE BY SEX MATH
DON'T CHEAT BY SCROLLING DOWN FIRST!
It takes less than a minute....... Work this out as you read... You might need a small piece of scrap paper for simple addition and subtraction.
1. First of all, pick the number of times a week that you would like to have sex. (more than once but less than 10)
2. Multiply this number by 2 (Just to be bold)
3. Add 5. (for Sunday)
4. Multiply it by 50 I'll wait while you get the calculator................
5. If you have already had your birthday this year add
1755....
If you haven't, add 1754 ....
6. Now subtract the four digit year that you were born.
You should have a three digit number
The first digit of this was your original number (i.e., how many times you want to have sex each week).
The next two numbers are .........
YOUR AGE! (Oh YES, it is!!!!!)
THIS IS THE ONLY YEAR (2005) IT WILL EVER WORK, SO SPREAD IT AROUND > > WHILE IT LASTS...
Posted: May 27th, 2005, 11:57 amGreat idea for a thread, tg812.
L_M, I can't compete with the math, but how about an internal non-sequitur?
"After finding no WMDs in the end, we were exporting democracy from the beginning."
L_M, I can't compete with the math, but how about an internal non-sequitur?
"After finding no WMDs in the end, we were exporting democracy from the beginning."
Posted: May 27th, 2005, 12:03 pmOk so no math, how bout this?
seeking violent agressive masochistic self loathing limber open minded double jointed self destructive intelligent obsessive well spoken female prone to blackouts and psychotic episodes..must be open to all aspects of sadomasochism and bondage .. have sharp teeth and a croquet mallot..demon posessed ok..mutant a plus (no freaks) -please have passport and circus experience
seeking violent agressive masochistic self loathing limber open minded double jointed self destructive intelligent obsessive well spoken female prone to blackouts and psychotic episodes..must be open to all aspects of sadomasochism and bondage .. have sharp teeth and a croquet mallot..demon posessed ok..mutant a plus (no freaks) -please have passport and circus experience
Posted: May 27th, 2005, 12:08 pmBTW, the math works!
I like your ad... it's much more eye-catching than 4rms rivvu. :-)
I like your ad... it's much more eye-catching than 4rms rivvu. :-)
Posted: May 27th, 2005, 2:18 pmMy dog wants to be let outside....
Posted: May 27th, 2005, 5:05 pmEither you did it wrong or you're SERIOUSLY in denial :P
Posted: May 27th, 2005, 6:08 pmI bought a vinyl buckle longsleeve shirt today
Posted: May 27th, 2005, 6:17 pmSpeaking of hotels, my hand hurts.
Posted: June 5th, 2005, 1:30 pmI am not a necrophiliac, but I am aroused at the thought of mindless zombie-like women.
Sometimes this makes me wonder if I am similar to a furry, who is almost, but not really, into bestiality.
Brian
Sometimes this makes me wonder if I am similar to a furry, who is almost, but not really, into bestiality.
Brian
Posted: June 5th, 2005, 3:51 pmI'm Drunk
Posted: June 5th, 2005, 5:20 pmI was drunk last night. Out of my mind :P
Posted: June 5th, 2005, 6:13 pmGlenfiddich should be shared with friends. :wink:
Posted: June 5th, 2005, 7:14 pmActually I had some Aberlour left over from a while back that I drunk instead.... and the effects of it were shared with people I assure you, all beit not in person. Sadly for them I had my karaoke disk for the xbox lying around and a phone near by, so some of my friends got a lovely rendition of the theme from shaft as well as assorted other tunes :P
Posted: June 6th, 2005, 4:29 am624 + 713 = 1336
Posted: June 6th, 2005, 9:27 amjohnbohnrevenge wrote:624 + 713 = 1336
You poor bastard, you added it wrong. You were only 1 away from being 1337 but I guess you just aren't cool enough... I feel for ya man :(
Posted: June 6th, 2005, 5:03 pmI feel somehow...
Posted: June 7th, 2005, 2:05 pmi x i x i x i = 1
Posted: June 7th, 2005, 2:46 pmDid somebody just say "Ulysses"?
Posted: June 7th, 2005, 2:47 pmI have books!
Posted: June 7th, 2005, 9:08 pm2+2=5
Posted: June 7th, 2005, 9:42 pm1984
Posted: June 7th, 2005, 11:06 pmI found out today that Steak-Ums give me gas.
Posted: June 7th, 2005, 11:34 pmMy goldfish like chicken sandwiches.
Posted: June 8th, 2005, 6:44 pmI wonder if it's plagiarism for me to say that one quarter of one quarter equals six cents. Maybe it is; so I won't.
Posted: June 8th, 2005, 7:31 pmPoint two five, sandy; point two five!
We're replying to each other too much. Keep going with the non-sequiturs! (I have to, or the aliens will come.)
We're replying to each other too much. Keep going with the non-sequiturs! (I have to, or the aliens will come.)
Posted: June 8th, 2005, 7:50 pmI have a penis
Posted: June 8th, 2005, 8:00 pmHe has no penis.
Posted: June 9th, 2005, 5:30 amWho is "He"?
Who is?
How do you know that "He" doesn't have a penis, specifically?
Who are you?
Who is?
How do you know that "He" doesn't have a penis, specifically?
Who are you?
Posted: June 9th, 2005, 6:17 amI am who I am, so damn, I'm the ice cream man.
Posted: June 9th, 2005, 12:00 pmJack
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Joined: Apr 17, 2005
Posts: 65
Location: Austin, Texas
^ This man has no penis.
Guru
Joined: Apr 17, 2005
Posts: 65
Location: Austin, Texas
^ This man has no penis.
Posted: June 9th, 2005, 6:07 pmLord_Mizaru
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Joined: Apr 04, 2005
Posts: 70
Location: Chicago, Il
^This penis has no man.
Guru
Joined: Apr 04, 2005
Posts: 70
Location: Chicago, Il
^This penis has no man.
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Posted: June 9th, 2005, 7:35 pm:wink:
Posted: June 10th, 2005, 6:58 amA Plan for the Improvement of English Spelling (an excerpt)
by Mark Twain
For example, in Year 1 that useless letter "c" would be dropped to be replased either by "k" or "s", and likewise "x" would no longer be part of the alphabet. The only kase in which "c" would be retained would be the "ch" formation, which will be dealt with later. Year 2 might reform "w" spelling, so that "which" and "one" would take the same konsonant, wile Year 3 might well abolish "y" replasing it with "i" and Iear 4 might fiks the "g j" anomali wonse and for all.
Jenerally, then, the improvement would kontinue iear bai iear with Iear 5 doing awai with useless double konsonants, and Iears 6-12 or so modifaiing vowlz and the rimeining voist and unvoist konsonants. Bai Iear 15 or sou, it wud fainali bi posibl tu meik ius ov thi ridandant letez "c", "y" and "x" -- bai now jast a memori in the maindz ov ould doderez -- tu riplais "ch", "sh", and "th" rispektivli.
Fainali, xen, aafte sam 20 iers ov orxogrefkl riform, wi wud hev a lojikl, kohirnt speling in ius xrewawt xe Ingliy-spiking werld.
by Mark Twain
For example, in Year 1 that useless letter "c" would be dropped to be replased either by "k" or "s", and likewise "x" would no longer be part of the alphabet. The only kase in which "c" would be retained would be the "ch" formation, which will be dealt with later. Year 2 might reform "w" spelling, so that "which" and "one" would take the same konsonant, wile Year 3 might well abolish "y" replasing it with "i" and Iear 4 might fiks the "g j" anomali wonse and for all.
Jenerally, then, the improvement would kontinue iear bai iear with Iear 5 doing awai with useless double konsonants, and Iears 6-12 or so modifaiing vowlz and the rimeining voist and unvoist konsonants. Bai Iear 15 or sou, it wud fainali bi posibl tu meik ius ov thi ridandant letez "c", "y" and "x" -- bai now jast a memori in the maindz ov ould doderez -- tu riplais "ch", "sh", and "th" rispektivli.
Fainali, xen, aafte sam 20 iers ov orxogrefkl riform, wi wud hev a lojikl, kohirnt speling in ius xrewawt xe Ingliy-spiking werld.
Posted: June 10th, 2005, 9:34 amThen you get German :D
Posted: June 10th, 2005, 4:04 pmAufklärung eines Geheimnisses!
Posted: June 10th, 2005, 6:19 pmI'm going to a whine party....
Posted: June 10th, 2005, 8:13 pmI will gladly supply the cheese.......
Posted: June 12th, 2005, 12:13 amme gusta mi reggae
me gust punk rock
pero la cosa me gusta mas es panochita
i like my reggae i like punk rock but the think i like most is pussy ha it makes me laugh that i was trying to sing this when i was 11
me gust punk rock
pero la cosa me gusta mas es panochita
i like my reggae i like punk rock but the think i like most is pussy ha it makes me laugh that i was trying to sing this when i was 11
Posted: June 12th, 2005, 1:31 amPenis™
Posted: June 13th, 2005, 11:03 pmGerman is not a language that anyone wants to encourage. If it could be screamed at Nuremberg, it can be bellowed elsewhere.
If the Germans don't like English, I give them the same advice that the French receive.
Tais-toi.
Halt den Mund.
If the Germans don't like English, I give them the same advice that the French receive.
Tais-toi.
Halt den Mund.
Posted: June 17th, 2005, 8:47 pmrub it on the belly like some guava jelly
Posted: June 21st, 2005, 7:58 amThe sun is shining
Posted: June 21st, 2005, 3:40 pmThere will be times when dinner is not served.
Posted: June 21st, 2005, 5:00 pmHelp! I'm being eaten ali........
Posted: June 22nd, 2005, 2:00 amA house is not a couch. Except on Tuesdays.
Posted: June 23rd, 2005, 5:28 pmWhere am I?... Who am I? and who are you?