WarpMyMind

Posted: **July 17th, 2008, 11:55 pm**

This is a little game I picked up from another Message board. Seeing as there are not really any games here I thought it would be fun. So here is how this works. You kill people in this thread sorta like a video game. Be creative with it! Its instant respawn and the sky is the limit. So with out further ado...

*sets out a plate of arsenic laced donuts for everyone to enjoy*

Posted: **July 18th, 2008, 12:48 am**

umm, i kill melody with a hard whack with a rusted spoon. *grabs a donut and runs away*

Posted: **July 18th, 2008, 12:57 am**

I throw a buss at FlameD instantly killing him and use his essence to raise Melody :P

Posted: **July 18th, 2008, 1:01 am**

*tosses a bottle of nitroglycerin at articwolf, sending him 60 feet into the air. If the blast didn't kill him the drop did!*

Posted: **July 18th, 2008, 1:01 am**

I teleport on top of wildsprite mixing their atoms.

Posted: **July 18th, 2008, 1:04 am**

i land on pyroid, killing him, and the smell of burning fur makes melody vomit

Posted: **July 18th, 2008, 1:19 am**

*ties down poetzero and rams 3 of her donuts down his throat.*

Posted: **July 18th, 2008, 1:22 am**

eats a donut... and dies...

Posted: **July 18th, 2008, 1:23 am**

ties pyroid to a chair then pours gassoline on top of him and lights him then roasts marsh mellows on his corpse

Posted: **July 18th, 2008, 1:26 am**

*gets out a guitar and sings kombaya around the burning pyroid*

Posted: **July 18th, 2008, 1:29 am**

umm... nastyness >.<

pulls out the holy hand grenade of antioch and shoves it down wildsprites throat, and starts singing hallelugiah ( pardon the spelling)

Posted: **July 18th, 2008, 1:31 am**

rips arcticwolf567's balls off and shoves em down his throat making him choke to death

Posted: **July 18th, 2008, 1:35 am**

slowly lowers wildsprite into a pit of acid, slowly tearing his flesh away from the feet up

Posted: **July 18th, 2008, 1:37 am**

*does her best 300 impersonation* THIS IS SPARTA!!!!! *boots articwolf into the acid*

Posted: **July 18th, 2008, 1:41 am**

does his best to impersonate "meet the spartans" and kicks melody like the little baby shrek.

Posted: **July 18th, 2008, 1:45 am**

*goes all ninja, jumps out of the shadows with blinding speed, and with a smooth slice with her katana, articwolf's head goes rolling. With a puff of smoke CycoMelody vanishes.*

Posted: **July 18th, 2008, 1:47 am**

Simply turns on the TV to PBS and Sings along with Barney and Friends killing everyone

Posted: **July 18th, 2008, 1:50 am**

spikes melodys arms to the trees and takes a dull, serrated knife, and slowly cuts open her middle, not deep enough to hit the organs, but deep enough for them to spill out, and stands there waiting until she dies

Posted: **July 18th, 2008, 1:52 am**

*removes the spikes and strangles articwolf with her own innards*

Posted: **July 18th, 2008, 1:54 am**

coughs up my balls and shoves the down wild sprites throat, making her choke and die.

Posted: **July 18th, 2008, 1:56 am**

bites melody's arm like the wolf i is, and lets her bleed. then i eat on her, until she is all bone. then i bury her bones to save for next time.

Posted: **July 18th, 2008, 3:30 am**

Hypnotises cycomelody into thinking the gas oven in actually in fact her sink in the bathroom.She thinks the gas levels are the tap.She comes in and turns on the flames and then washes her face in them believing she is splashing her face.She burns her face off and dies slowly of the injuries.

Posted: **July 18th, 2008, 5:49 am**

sneaks up behind Melody with a high E piano string. Wraps it around her neck, pulls and snaps string, thus penitrating through the skin and severing her jugular vein. Much blood is lost.

Posted: **July 18th, 2008, 8:48 am**

*dressed in straight black, she pulls out a .50 sniper rifle and fires a single round which passes through poetzero's head and lodges into whatthe75's chest. Both die rather quickly.*

Posted: **July 18th, 2008, 3:19 pm**

kills poetzero with a massive bitchslap to the face, much self respect is lost ;)

Posted: **July 18th, 2008, 7:52 pm**

pushes arcticwolf in front of a speeding train.

Posted: **July 18th, 2008, 8:04 pm**

Kills everyone because they are all criminals.

Posted: **July 18th, 2008, 9:47 pm**

*kills Hurr with a seriously dirty look for posting that ridiculously large picture.*

Posted: **July 18th, 2008, 10:11 pm**

... kills poetzero by hacking off each of his limbs slowly, and leaving him to bleed to death.

gosh, what a fun and uplifting game...! :D

Posted: **July 19th, 2008, 10:34 pm**

fires a frickin' "Laser" at cloyd sending a surge of energy through his body dropping him on the spot.

Welcome to the land of the macabre...

Posted: **July 20th, 2008, 11:37 pm**

kills hurrr by shoving one of melody's doughnuts downthe throat, and gives melody a high five for supplying the doughnut

Posted: **July 22nd, 2008, 6:09 pm**

*hi fives Articwolf then rams a pike down his throat.*

Posted: **July 22nd, 2008, 6:55 pm**

Sees the pike and takes it out and then rams it through Melody

Posted: **July 22nd, 2008, 9:31 pm**

Touches Articwolf, and Cycomelody with his hands and turns them into walking bombs, runs away, and they EXPOLODE! [size=32]KABOOOM![/size]

Posted: **July 25th, 2008, 4:29 pm**

*turns Jayjedi into a snickers bar which some 400lb man quickly picks up and devours.*

Posted: **July 25th, 2008, 9:51 pm**

sneaks off into the shadows and out of nowhere, a kunai knife pierces jayjedi in the eye, and then i appear from above and with a big swing, cut cycomelody in two

Posted: **July 26th, 2008, 10:47 pm**

*grabs a blow torch and sets articwolf on fire. Will he melt or will he burn?*

Posted: **July 27th, 2008, 12:04 am**

Puts all the people in this thread, especially Hurrr onto a game show where convicted criminals get to vote on how everyone dies. First up, CycoMelody!

The votes are in, but first here are the options:

1. Thrown into a vat of acid
2. Forced to eat chocolate until her head explodes
3. Hanged with piano wire
4. Squished under a 500lb man

Tune in next week for the exciting results!

Posted: **July 27th, 2008, 6:19 am**

Tecywiz121 is visiting a farm when he comes across a cow that starts screaming obsenities at him and insisting he's a government informant, then tramples him to death. (Mad Cow's Disease).

Posted: **July 27th, 2008, 7:55 am**

The Cow wasn't mad ;)

The Party comes and takes poetzero into custody after he tries to mount a rebellion. He is tortured in the Ministry of Truth until he breaks down and truely loves Big Brother. He is then shot.

Posted: **July 27th, 2008, 9:40 am**

tecywiz121 wrote:Puts all the people in this thread, especially Hurrr onto a game show where convicted criminals get to vote on how everyone dies. First up, CycoMelody!

The votes are in, but first here are the options:

1. Thrown into a vat of acid
2. Forced to eat chocolate until her head explodes
3. Hanged with piano wire
4. Squished under a 500lb man

Tune in next week for the exciting results!

I can't be killed, I already died. NOT AS PLANNED.

Posted: **July 27th, 2008, 8:48 pm**

Jumps behind JayJedi picking him up then slamming him down on his knee snapping his back in half, so that he can fold up and stuff into a very small box with out air holes postage marked as rations for the starving cannibals foundation.

Posted: **August 1st, 2008, 10:45 pm**

well, me fur melts, and the rest of me, burns...

gives hurrr a thousand papercuts all over his body and pours lemon juice all over him, and after a few minutes, i shove a vegetable skewer in his eye and walks away.

Posted: **August 2nd, 2008, 12:19 pm**

arcticwolf567 wrote:well, me fur melts, and the rest of me, burns...

gives hurrr a thousand papercuts all over his body and pours lemon juice all over him, and after a few minutes, i shove a vegetable skewer in his eye and walks away.

Didn't I tell you I'm already dead?

Posted: **August 4th, 2008, 10:02 am**

Hurrr wrote:
arcticwolf567 wrote:well, me fur melts, and the rest of me, burns...

gives hurrr a thousand papercuts all over his body and pours lemon juice all over him, and after a few minutes, i shove a vegetable skewer in his eye and walks away.

Didn't I tell you I'm already dead?

Read the first page. Instant respawn. *takes a lead pipe and bashes Hurrr's head in with it.*

Thats right. It was CycoMelody, In Idle Chatter, With the Lead pipe!

Posted: **August 7th, 2008, 10:47 am**

*Drops down from ceiling, ninja style, and plunges a knife through Cyco's temple, twisting a few times, ensuring that the brain has been pureed into a brain smoothy. Afterwords, I stick a straw in the hole and partake in the delicious drink*

Mmmmmm...brainzzzz

Posted: **November 1st, 2008, 7:31 pm**

*pops into the thread, looks around and says (out of the Twisted Wishes thread) a word that rhymes with orange, causing the apocalypse!!! *

MUAHAHAHAHA!

Posted: **November 2nd, 2008, 11:05 pm**

*crawls out of his impenetrable apocalypse shelter, realizes everyone else is dead, and the game is over. Relaxes in an easy chair (with a hypnofile playing in his carefully protected iPod) and watches the beginnings of the post apocalyptic nuclear winter, alone*

Posted: **November 3rd, 2008, 10:31 pm**

*spawns as a cockroach, quickly finds rubbermusclepig, crawls into his ear and precedes to lay eggs within his brain.

Posted: **November 4th, 2008, 7:36 pm**

Respawns, then gets hungry and promptly eats the "impenetrable apocalypse shelter" along with Rubbermusclepig and Georgejorge, promptly gets sick, throws up their acid eaten remains, and pulls down his pants and proceeds to urinate on the dead body(s) humming the "circle of life" song from lion king.

Then dies from a massive stomach hemorrhage.

WarpMyMind

The Death Thread - A game :p

The Death Thread - A game :p

NOT KIRA

NOT KIRA