WarpMyMind

Posted: **July 18th, 2008, 12:07 am**

Another game I picked up in my travels. This one is REALLY simple. You grant the wish of the person above you but you twist it in a negative way. So if the person above you wishes for a cute nose, you could grant it by saying "but due to a botched plastic surgery, you now have Michael Jackson's nose." Really simple yet very fun. So here we go!

I wish I had a cherry coke.

Posted: **July 18th, 2008, 12:20 am**

granted but its flat

I wish I had a nice set of painted kitty claws

Posted: **July 18th, 2008, 12:22 am**

Granted, They are now embedded in your leg.

I wish I had boobs like my avatars.

Posted: **July 18th, 2008, 12:37 am**

Granted, but they are on your back

I wish I had a sexy voice

Posted: **July 18th, 2008, 12:40 am**

granted but you can only speak ancient Egyptian

I wish I had a sexy thin waist

Posted: **July 18th, 2008, 12:45 am**

granted, the skeleton in the biology lab would love you.

i wish i had a car.

Posted: **July 18th, 2008, 12:49 am**

Granted, but now you have to pay for gas.

I wish I could sleep.

Posted: **July 18th, 2008, 12:51 am**

granted but you only get 3 seconds of it

I wish I was pregnant

Posted: **July 18th, 2008, 12:52 am**

granted, with joined triplets
i wish i had my own restaurant

Posted: **July 18th, 2008, 12:56 am**

Granted, but due to lack of experience in proper food handling, there is an out break of ecol i poisoning. 60 people are dead and 150 are hospitalized.

I wish I had a date.

Posted: **July 18th, 2008, 12:59 am**

Granted but its with Steven Hawkin

I wish I was female

Posted: **July 18th, 2008, 1:00 am**

granted, and you're pregnant

i wish i was a little more sexy

Posted: **July 18th, 2008, 1:02 am**

granted but with beauty comes the stupidity

Posted: **July 18th, 2008, 1:03 am**

granted, you are now 300lbs heavier and dead sexy to someone with a fat fetish!

I wish I had a feminine butt.

Posted: **July 18th, 2008, 1:07 am**

granted, a butt like the creepy chick off the master of disguise.

i wish i could come up with gooder insults

Posted: **July 18th, 2008, 1:12 am**

Granted, A drill sergeant appears and begins insulting you to you start crying. Then he thwaps you up side the head with a dictionary.

I wish I had a monkey.

Posted: **July 18th, 2008, 1:13 am**

granted but the monkey likes to keep tying your hair in knots

I wish I had smaller feet

Posted: **July 18th, 2008, 1:13 am**

granted, and you are missing an eye to to go with your peg legs

i wish i had a nickel, that i could name phillip

Posted: **July 18th, 2008, 1:21 am**

Granted but Phillip is flipped at you and puts out your eye.

I wish I had a lifetime supply of toilet paper.

Posted: **July 18th, 2008, 1:24 am**

so it is said, so it shall be used. granted

i wish i had a cool eyepatch to cover the eye phillip took out

Posted: **July 18th, 2008, 1:24 am**

granted but the eyepatch is made of flypaper :P

I wish I had a much more feminine body

Posted: **July 18th, 2008, 1:31 am**

granted, a female dogs body.

i wish i could fly

Posted: **July 18th, 2008, 1:34 am**

Granted. *gets the nitroglycerin from the Death thread and blows you sky high again* He can Fly!!!!

I with I had a WWII airplane.

Posted: **July 18th, 2008, 1:39 am**

granted, and your seatbelt is stuck and you are heading straight for the ground, fast.

i wish i wasnt fixed so cruelly in the death thread

Posted: **July 18th, 2008, 1:58 am**

granted, now they are even smaller.

i wish i had a peanut butter sandwich

Posted: **July 18th, 2008, 1:59 am**

granted but it has rat poison in it

I wish I had fuller lips

P.S. please don't grant your own wishes, let someone else do it, thats how the game is supposed to work

Posted: **July 18th, 2008, 2:01 am**

granted, but they are full of water.

i wish for a kick me sign

Posted: **July 18th, 2008, 2:04 am**

granted but its on your front pointing at your balls

I wish could think of something to wish for :P

Posted: **July 18th, 2008, 2:08 am**

granted. you will think of something to wish for within the next month.

i wish i had a way to listen to this hypnosis file without others hearing it

Posted: **July 18th, 2008, 3:36 am**

Your wish is granted but in doing so the genie finds the only way he can grant your wish is to make the whole population of the world deaf.

I wish pamela anderson was my cleaning lady.

Posted: **July 18th, 2008, 5:47 am**

Granted - but her memory is poor; unable to remember your address and unable to remember her appointment date.

I wish for safe vacation travel that's memorable because it's so incredibly fun and twisted.

Posted: **July 18th, 2008, 8:09 am**

Granted, but due to inflation, your credit rating is ruined.

I wish I could go to my job as a woman.

Posted: **July 18th, 2008, 8:45 am**

Granted, but the moment you leave you turn into a guy again.

I wish I had some rum.

Posted: **July 18th, 2008, 3:15 pm**

granted, and its really watered down
i wish for lunch money

Posted: **July 18th, 2008, 3:17 pm**

arcticwolf567 wrote:granted, and its really watered down
i wish for lunch money

Granted, but the big guy over there is looking to take it.

I wish it weren't so damn hot outside.

Posted: **July 18th, 2008, 4:07 pm**

Granted, its 50 below zero

I wish i was a female model

Posted: **July 18th, 2008, 9:45 pm**

Granted. You are now a model for "Toothless Crack Whores weekly".

I wish I had bigger boobs.

Posted: **July 18th, 2008, 10:16 pm**

Granted. They're made from leaky acid-filled implants.

I wish for a hundred more wishes.

Posted: **July 19th, 2008, 10:12 pm**

granted but they only work for others

I wish my nipples were bigger

Posted: **July 19th, 2008, 10:28 pm**

Granted you now have cow udders.

I wish I was in the land of cotton.

Posted: **July 20th, 2008, 11:30 pm**

granted, but after 15 minutes it becomes iron wool.

i wish i would never touch a drink again

Posted: **July 21st, 2008, 10:42 am**

granted, you die of dehydration.

I wish I had a million dollars.

Posted: **July 21st, 2008, 3:08 pm**

Granted, but you owe the bank 10 million.

I wish I had the best food in the world.

Posted: **July 21st, 2008, 5:29 pm**

arienh4 wrote:Granted, but you owe the bank 10 million.

I wish I had the best food in the world.

Granted, unfortunately that tribe of cannibals were the ones to show you what they consider it to be... and it doesn't look like you will be leaving.

I wish I had a fan.

Posted: **July 21st, 2008, 8:29 pm**

Granted, but the shit is about to hit it

I wish I had whiskers

Posted: **July 21st, 2008, 11:24 pm**

tecywiz121 wrote:Granted, but the shit is about to hit it

I wish I had whiskers

granted, but your now a catfish.. ON A FISHERMAN'S HOOK!

i wish i had a word that rimed with orange that actually ment something and wasn't fake.

Posted: **July 22nd, 2008, 8:55 am**

Granted, but this word will cause the apocalypse if it is ever spoken or written down. 8O

I wish there was a bookstore near here.

Posted: **July 22nd, 2008, 12:30 pm**

Granted, but they bulldozed your house to build it
I wish I had some potato chips

Posted: **July 22nd, 2008, 3:00 pm**

Granted but the bag has been poorly handled, and contains mostly crumbs.

I wish I was healthier.

Posted: **July 22nd, 2008, 4:53 pm**

granted but you become obsessed and lose all sense of fun.

I wish i was a big breasted shemale.

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