WarpMyMind

Personally I just got back from an all you can eat sushi place and gained 10 lbs. Literally. I weighed myself before and after just for shits and giggles. And I only had 2 cups of tea so don't try and tell me that's all liquid.

If you guys want to see a funny site go check out www.tourettesguy.com The videos are funny as hell! I suggest seeing the drive through one and the colgate customer complaint vid.

Also to keep with the actual topic of this thread... Today I played full-contact scrabble with the voices in my head. :roll:

I learned how to play several Mario Bros songs on the Gee-tar.

Thursday was a busy day.

Pet Obedience Training.

I'm afraid Juanita, the pet crocodile, is a little slow.

I keep telling her that the idea of giving oral sex is to start slowly...and gradually build up to the recipient's crescendo. But no, she is self-centered, enthusiastic....and impatient.

It was easy getting volunteers yesterday. A wide felt-tip pen in the Greyhound restroom. "For a genuine deep throat, call Juanita. 555-6969."

But this morning, no jostling queue outside. The word is out. Juanita now shares the problem of the Pentagon. Recruiting.

Headstrong impetuousness, whatever the goal, does not bring the desired results.

Bad! Juanita. Bad! :wink:

no crazyness, yet today. i'm still recovering from yesterday's. A friend just turned 21 wednesday, had a beach house....I drive 14 hours through southern heat in a car with no AC to get back to NJ and get a nasty sunburn in the process. 8O

:lol: I took a day of TOIL today and so lazily mooched about the house . Did a bit of a clean up, a bit of washing, some masturbation with my favourite toy..... God how i love that little fluffy bunny !!!! :twisted:

I wrote a love song for my girlfriend in Klingon. I also beat Master on Super Monkey Ball. Theres nothing wrong with an adult playing video games! :x

Ok, so this isn't anything I did... but I think it deserves to be read and posted.

http://news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u=/ap/20050625/ap_on_fe_st/key_swallowed_2

I ate a whole can of beans for breakfast.

makidas wrote:I ate a whole can of beans for breakfast.

I bet I know how you spent the rest of the day.. :wink: ..and on a rainy day when all the windows were closed.
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Today seemed like a great day to relieve myself of all my financial difficulties .... wow I feel like a new puss....... :twisted:

missypuss wrote:Today seemed like a great day to relieve myself of all my financial difficulties .... wow I feel like a new puss....... :twisted:

I'll bet I'm not the only person who might like to trade days with you, after reading that... :wink:

:roll: Maybe not every one would be as brave as to feel like taking the rather "maverick" steps I placed in process today... my mum does not approve so it must be bad !!! But its my life ...... :twisted:

I microwaved a hot dog, and I posted!

I ran across [url=http://cgi.ebay.ca/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&rd=1&item=5591163987]this[/url] crazy guy.

I hypnotised a dude and he wasn't faking...CRAZY

I am just watching tv, listening some music and making this post.

I spent all day thinking I had a major..prob. with my computer only to discover my ISP had disconnected me for "imagined" non payment of bills.......Bummer!!! :evil:

I bought a house.

Is there a file for not remembering the move but remembering you live in a new house?

missypuss wrote:I spent all day thinking I had a major..prob. with my computer only to discover my ISP had disconnected me for "imagined" non payment of bills.......Bummer!!! :evil:

Setting on the computer and not getting Ready to Take care of my earrings for today.