credit goes out to pkk, engel, k-d, lizzie (for starting it), and many others
The evil squirrel, who had just ate a nut from karynn-delilah's pocket, which tasted strangely like mountain oysters from the ocean, hatches a plan to kill the firstborn children of the oopah lumpahs when suddenly all the acorns in the chocolate factory, that was owned by the fat purple people eaters, were poisonous if they came in orange wrapping. He quickly jumped through the factory window to avoid the raining orange wrappers which were made of fruit rollups that everyone likes. After landing, the soft cement pavement showed signs of cracking when he saw the mind of a [psychopath] in a nearby mental institute which had sterilized millions of baby elephants, now horribly endangered because of the evil mental institution. So he grabbed the controls of a mad elephant and ran her own grandmother over. Having calibrated the death of a travelling salesman, the evil squirrel who by now had formulated an evil plan to take over Zimbabwe, started building his cotton candy machine of ultimate doom which made everything look like shit, sugar coated shit. Which was lucky, because in order to make this work he must figure out what the instantaneous velocity of an expelled part to his exploding hot dog would be.
"Doorknobs!"
He exclaimed while setting a trap to uncover the secret cookie caper of 1983. Only he didn't know that the oompa already finished the tedious task of hiding the orange which was up lizzie's cute butt. He had an orange seeking probe which was going at the speed of electric dildo, which is very fast. Squirrel ran so fast that a hare couldn't whistle dixie at him. Poor lizzie is feeling uncomfortable that the evil gopher, who was the archenemy of the cloud people, has a huge machine to challenge the gopher to climb more stairs. This "Stair Master" leads up to the cloud people's empty swimming pool. Their laser defences were no match for Lizzie's sexy thigh master which was master of mind control. Suddenly, from the pool, there erupted a evil squirrel bent backwards by a desire to kill. He landed on his feet, and started to dance the dance of death, which would summon a great and moving Torg that wanted to sing a song to kill gopher. So the Torg left the Vuldrini to go find love. What he did find was a big fat long and hard cucumber. It smelled pretty good so he took it and ate it. Unfortunately, it was rather sour. Perhaps from being pickled, so he threw a big tantrum and killed gopher. He was kinda feeling tired and jerked off till the sun went blue. But that didn't take long so he cooked lizzie's cute butt a cute orange. [end]
