WarpMyMind

Posted: **July 12th, 2005, 5:58 pm**

I am not posting this thread.

Posted: **July 12th, 2005, 7:12 pm**

And I am not posting this response.

Posted: **July 12th, 2005, 7:14 pm**

This thread does not exist. Reality does not exist. Existance does not exist.

My post exists.

Posted: **July 12th, 2005, 7:16 pm**

I am not reading this thread which does not exist.

Posted: **July 12th, 2005, 7:27 pm**

:twisted: Well I guess this thread is all in my imagination as it doesn't exist. I wonder what that says about me. :twisted:

Posted: **July 12th, 2005, 8:52 pm**

Timothy Leary said "Question authority."

I say, "Question everything."

Posted: **July 12th, 2005, 9:15 pm**

So how does it feel to be a figment of my imagination?

Posted: **July 13th, 2005, 6:00 am**

I hate you. You smel like my piss

Posted: **July 13th, 2005, 6:11 am**

I do not exist; they all exist; this post may or may not exist; existance only exists on Mondays. One thing's for sure: confusion exists.

Posted: **July 13th, 2005, 10:15 am**

makidas wrote:So how does it feel to be a figment of my imagination?

:twisted: I'm just your imagination so I don't feel anything. :twisted:

Posted: **July 13th, 2005, 10:43 am**

loony28 wrote:
makidas wrote:So how does it feel to be a figment of my imagination?

:twisted: I'm just your imagination so I don't feel anything. :twisted:

I'm the guy imagining all of you 8)

Posted: **July 13th, 2005, 1:07 pm**

I took a look in the mirror, and I have an admission to make. You saw it here first.

It didn't take six whole days. On Saturday afternoon, I fixed a pitcher of martinis.

Lord_Mizaru wrote:
loony28 wrote:
makidas wrote:So how does it feel to be a figment of my imagination?

:twisted: I'm just your imagination so I don't feel anything. :twisted:

I'm the guy imagining all of you 8)

Posted: **July 13th, 2005, 1:36 pm**

That's when you made the platypus I guess.

Posted: **July 13th, 2005, 1:44 pm**

Nope, I outsourced that. :wink:

Lord_Mizaru wrote:That's when you made the platypus I guess.

Posted: **July 13th, 2005, 1:50 pm**

Yes, I can tell, but tell me, WHY on earth did you outsoudce it to Microsoft?

sandy82 wrote:Nope, I outsourced that. :wink:

Lord_Mizaru wrote:That's when you made the platypus I guess.

Posted: **July 13th, 2005, 1:56 pm**

LOL, you know the answer to that already! I outsourced it to BillMelissaMegaloCompInc so that they could popularize the name of their offspring:

System Error Gates.

But I wish they would quit obeying the injunction, "Go ye forth and multiply."

EMG wrote:Yes, I can tell, but tell me, WHY on earth did you outsource it to Microsoft?

sandy82 wrote:Nope, I outsourced that. :wink:

Lord_Mizaru wrote:That's when you made the platypus I guess.

Posted: **July 13th, 2005, 8:38 pm**

I am A man

Posted: **July 14th, 2005, 8:42 pm**

If the drinking goes on at night :D , the hangover occurs in the morning. :cry:

Posted: **July 14th, 2005, 10:12 pm**

Can't sleep. Clowns wil eat me.

Posted: **July 14th, 2005, 11:09 pm**

if i'm were you make you are we are you did he she you did were are

Posted: **July 14th, 2005, 11:53 pm**

Americans for a quicker apocalypse, re-elect the anti-christ...the Americans for a quicker apocalypse have spoken...Take that Patriot Act :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

Posted: **July 15th, 2005, 12:15 am**

Nobody does that to me! NOBODY!!!!!!!111

Posted: **July 15th, 2005, 6:06 am**

Today young men on acid realized that all matter is merely energy condensed to a slow vibration; that we are all one conciousness experiencing itself subjectively; there is no such thing as death; life is only a dream, and we are the imagination of ourselves. Here's Tom with the weather.
~bill hicks

See, I think drugs have done some good things for us, I really do. And, if you don't believe drugs have done good things for us, do me a favor, go home tonight, take all your albums, all your tapes and all your cds and burn them... cause you know what? the musicians who made all that great music that's enhanced your lives throughout the years? rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrreal fucking high on drugs.
~bill hicks

Posted: **July 15th, 2005, 3:45 pm**

Gordon Brown's budget has raised the price of UK gin...and lowered the number of UFO sightings.

Posted: **July 15th, 2005, 5:47 pm**

You gotta love democracy

Posted: **July 15th, 2005, 7:04 pm**

I'm so very sorry; I don't speak a single word or phrase of English. Would you like fries with that?

Posted: **July 15th, 2005, 7:14 pm**

Whatever the quality of the advice, it is pleasant and prudent to answer one's mail.

Posted: **July 18th, 2005, 12:22 am**

People arn't wearing enough hats

Posted: **July 20th, 2005, 5:11 pm**

Sometimes on weekends I "hit the sauce." That's a particular cycle I have. Doesn't everybody? There are two rules about drinking: (1) it's a "sin" NOT to drink at all. (2)....er....I can't remember No. 2. I have a headache. :wink:

Posted: **July 20th, 2005, 11:53 pm**

What do we want?
IMMEDIATE ACTION!
When do we want it?
MEH... SOMETIME THIS CENTURY!

I'm still waiting for my fries :( .

Posted: **July 21st, 2005, 12:18 am**

Speed, weed, birth controll...
sex drugs, 'n' rock'n'roll...
life's a bitch
and then you die
so smoke some weed
and go get high.... :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

Posted: **July 21st, 2005, 12:49 am**

SHHHHH!!!! I'm trying to die here!

Posted: **July 21st, 2005, 11:33 am**

Scottie can't beam us up anymore. RIP.

Posted: **July 22nd, 2005, 12:15 am**

Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question, 'yes' is the answer

Posted: **July 23rd, 2005, 1:13 am**

Mallic wrote:Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question, 'yes' is the answer

...so I can have my fries now? Thank goodness; I was just starting to worry!

Posted: **July 23rd, 2005, 4:39 pm**

My idea of rebooting is kicking somebody in the ass twice.

And if the arse is super-sized, it's harder to miss.

Posted: **July 23rd, 2005, 6:34 pm**

Okay, I'm really frustrated with the service here - WHERE THE HELL ARE MY FRIES? :evil:
That does it; I'm calling tech support.

Posted: **July 23rd, 2005, 6:52 pm**

I call on to thee shadows of the realm to grant me a new book to read tonight.

Posted: **July 23rd, 2005, 10:41 pm**

Mallic, Millic, Sallic, sillic. and also Dkjafhkjashillic

Posted: **July 23rd, 2005, 11:06 pm**

All I'm looking for is someone obsessive and horny who'll do what I want, when I want, for as long as I want, and then go away. Or wait nearby, like a Dust Buster, charged up and ready when needed.

Posted: **July 24th, 2005, 12:17 am**

You mean a duck?

Posted: **July 24th, 2005, 8:44 pm**

What did the doubters say about Columbus in 1491?

A fum-duck quests stupid actions. :wink:

Posted: **July 25th, 2005, 12:33 am**

Unless I'm much mistaken, the doubters said "I really believe him"

Posted: **July 25th, 2005, 10:49 am**

Mallic wrote:...I'm much mistaken...

Out of the mouths of teens. :wink:

Posted: **July 25th, 2005, 12:34 pm**

sandy82 wrote:All I'm looking for is someone obsessive and horny who'll do what I want, when I want, for as long as I want, and then go away. Or wait nearby, like a Dust Buster, charged up and ready when needed.

Yes, where are the Girl Robots? Science fiction promised us Girl Robots! Where are all the Girl Robots?! :x

Posted: **July 25th, 2005, 4:23 pm**

where are the monkeys?

Posted: **July 25th, 2005, 9:08 pm**

I think they are with the dancing girls

Posted: **July 25th, 2005, 10:20 pm**

With the dancing Girl Robots, you mean!!!

Posted: **July 25th, 2005, 11:29 pm**

With the dancing girl priests, I think you mean

Posted: **July 26th, 2005, 1:29 am**

Mallic wrote:With the dancing girl priests, I think you mean

SHUT UP ABOUT THE ROBOTS AND GIVE ME THE STUPID FRIES ALREADY!

Which, come to think of it, had nothing to do with the weather, did it?

WarpMyMind

Non-sequitur

Non-sequitur

Teetotalers will never understand the Church of England.

jbr: LOL!!