by MRhello » May 22nd, 2009, 12:11 am
On a scale of 0 to 100:
Comic= 150
Movie= -99999999e*10^-21
Yeah. For the non-math inclined, the comic rox0red my s0x0rz, and the movie film would be better off to be used as toilet paper.
The movie was .1% storyline, 89.9% of Dr. Manhattan's pen0r, and 10% various sex scenes, whose transition sequences were nukes.
The first time Dr.Manhattan didn't have pants on, I thought "Ok, good shock value. He'll Probably will have pants on through the rest of the movie, anyway." OOOOOOOHHHHHHH NO HE DID NOT PUT HIS PANTS ON!!! The movie was 2 solid hours of trying not to stare at blueboy's happystick.
In essence, the comic rocked. The movie sucked massively.
The movie should not be sold in stores other than adult movie stores. It was rated R, where by R they mean XXX.
The movie made me sick. When I had my nightly lucid dream, the movie was so horrible that I used the bluewanger as a nightstick to knock out Nicholas Cage for stealing my treasure box from under my bead. Oops, did I actually write that here? 8O
*Ducks for cover, and runs away before people start throwing blue Dr. Manhattan dolls*