NEEDED: Sexbots on Mars

[Calimore]

You've discovered a wonderful new job opportunity, but your new company has three questions that seem a bit out of the ordinary:

1.) Would you be willing to work for an employer who explicitly used techniques of sexual reward and punishment as part of their regular training practices?

2.) Would you be willing to sign a standard off-world work visa pack including the usual waivers?

3.) Do you already have a financial trustee and would you prefer your wages paid to a financial institution or to your trustee?

So, just how would YOU respond?

[sarnoga]

You've discovered a wonderful new job opportunity, but your new company has three questions that seem a bit out of the ordinary:

You forgot to tell us the wonderful part.

1.) Would you be willing to work for an employer who explicitly used techniques of sexual reward and punishment as part of their regular training practices?

Hell no. Not unless they were spelled out in advance. They would probably force me to give cunnilingus to the 900lb circus fat lady

2.) Would you be willing to sign a standard off-world work visa pack including the usual waivers?

Hell no. I never waive anything until I know the details.

3.) Do you already have a financial trustee and would you prefer your wages paid to a financial institution or to your trustee?

Hell no. I want cash. Preferably gold coin. Paid into my hand at the end of every work day. And I would never trust a trustee. Nor for that matter a financial institution.

So, just how would YOU respond?

I would respond... HELL NO.

Regards, Sarnoga.... taking the first train home.

[SDoll]

Only if they could turn me into a robot. :D

[radar]

I would need one question answered before I could make a decision about the employer. How cute are the uniforms?
Joanne xx